Event 12: Oil Wrestling
Greased up competitors grappling, flipping, trying to dominate one another, sweat breaking from their brows, b...what were we talking about again? Anyway, the winner is determined by getting the opponent to submit.
Gilgamesh, the famed swordsman, Exdeath's minion, except when he's not. He's big and extra arms can't hurt, but they might not help that much either.
Ronald McDonald. The mascot clown has some sort of magical powers usually. And he's definitely an expert on grease at least.
Event 13: Euchre
A simple card game! If you're not familiar, Euchre is a trick-taking game played with a partner. If that doesn't help, uh look it up I guess.
Our first team is Zuko, Prince of the Fire nation, and Judge Doom of Toontown. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this team, although Zuko in a card game certainly doesn't play to his strengths, and Doom's inscrutability makes it hard to exploit teamwork. On the other hand, he's also not afraid to go for the gold and seems like he'd know a good hand when he had it.
They face Archer, of the Nasuverse, and Ned Flanders. A card game like this is exactly the sort of thing Ned Flanders would be really awesome at just because it embarrasses Homer, but Archer doesn't seem like he'd be in his element to say the least.
Event 14: Achieving Enlightenment
Make of that what you will.
Alexei Stukov could use some enlightenment. Betrayed by his commander, left for dead, infested, inexplicably not killed off by the Queen Bitch of the Universe? Something to make sense of it all would be nice.
Steve Rogers spent a few months dead recently. Maybe he has some insight for us? Of course, one could say his attitude was always pretty enlightened.
Event 15: The Iron Chef
Perennial CK favorite. You have one hour to guide your sous chefs and prepare a five course meal for our panel of expert judges. Each dish will be judged on flavor, presentation, and creative use of our secret ingredient. And today's secret ingredient is... ROAST. BEEF!
Delita Hyral is always a wildcard in any event. He never displays direct knowledge of cooking, but would you really be surprised that he could? Didn't think so.
Aquaman is a king, so he has some knowledge of finery. Of course, he's king of Atlantis, so roasted land mammal might be a bit beyond him. He'd probably kill for a fish dish.
Event 16: In the Name of the Moon...
Henshin a go-go, baby! Contestants are tasked with presenting the most believable super hero transformation. They don't have to do any super heroics, they just have to have a cool, memorable, and easily recycled transformation sequence.
Soma Cruz, the reincarnated soul of Dracula. Well, god knows transformation sequences are in his blood, but can he turn that power to good?
King Radical, the most radical man in the Radical Lands. Being deemed the most radical of the radical, one assumes that this sort of thing is right up his alley. On the other hand, he's pretty much always 'in costume' so to speak, so he may not even have a non-transformed state to start in.
Event 17: A Bad Enough Dude
The President has been kidnapped by ninjas!! Our contestants will be divided into teams, and each taken into a parallel universe in which President Regan has been kidnapped by ninjas. Using their wits, skill, teamwork, and baditude, they must prove themselves Bad Enough Dudes to rescue the president!
Dr. John Watson and Bonta-kun. 'nuff said.
Solid Snake and Master Splinter. 'nuff said.
Short Form
Oil Wrestling: Gilgamesh (Final Fantasy V) vs Ronald McDonald (Mascot)
Euchre: Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) and Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) vs Archer (Fate/Stay Night) and Ned Flanders (The Simpsons)
Achieve Enlightenment: Alexei Stukov (StarCraft Series) vs Steve Rogers (Marvel Comics)
Iron Chef: Delita Hyral (Final Fantasy Tactics) vs Orin (DC Comics)
In the Name of the Moon...: Soma Cruz (Castlevania Series) vs King Radical (The Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
Bad Enough Dude: John Watson (Sherlock Holmes Series) and Bonta-kun (Full Metal Panic?! Fumoffu) vs Solid Snake (Metal Gear Series) and Master Splinter (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Franchise)
