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Boy (vs. Julius)
« on: March 23, 2008, 08:24:29 PM »
The young movie fanatic from Podunk is on a roll today! After dispatching the obnoxiously powerful A-Tur with a couple doggie biscuits (hey, who thought those treats for his toaster laser mutt of doom would be useful in a duel?), he now faces a combatant who isn't as easily distracted by salty appetizers - although he may be as easily distracted by work-unsafe manga, considering his history. But that's neither here or there. Prince Julius may have quite a brutal asset with the Loptous spell, raising a barrier that halves nearly all damage, but the Boy's alchemical tricks should be more than enough to handle that tome. With invincibility cantrips and his fair share of high-damage mixtures - alongside some more than welcome healing - Boy can outstall the long-haired evilspawn with ease! That would make quite a cool movie to watch, really.
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Re: Boy (vs. Julius)
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 04:12:28 AM »
After dispatching the obnoxiously powerful A-Tur with a couple of doggie biscuits, Boy now faces a combatant who isn't as easily distracted by salty appetizers. But that's neither here or there. Prince Julius may have a brutal asset in the Loptous spell, raising a barrier that halves nearly all damage, but the Boy's alchemical tricks should be more than enough to handle that. With invincibility and his fair share of high-damage mixtures - alongside some more than welcome healing - Boy can outstall the long-haired evilspawn with ease! That would make quite a cool movie to watch, really.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 04:18:26 AM by Shale »
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