FF Type 0 HD - I haven't actually started playing, just watched the opening cutscenes. Apparently this game is about pretty fashion teenagers fighting Steve Blum voiced
Hitlercutus of the Borg.
Edit - The first like 5 minutes of the game after you say New Game is watching a teenager slowly bleed out with his chocobo mount. Chocobos apparently make horse noises. I am pretty into the bleeding part, especially when the main Fashion Teen watches it happen, refuses to actually touch the blood covered chocobo (sort of hover hands pats it) and holds the hands of Less Fashionable Teen.
Then you kill some stuff and find out one of the two armies (I missed if it was the enemies, I think it was) are called the Militesi. I am pretty into that as well.
Fenrir, you didn't sell me on this hard enough. I was already in from what had been discussed, but if I knew more of what it was about and just how fashionable the Fashion Teens are I would have played it sooner.
Edit - OH MY GODS WHY DIDN'T I PAY ATTENTION TO ACE'S ATTACK ANIMATIONS SOONER.
He literally vogues enemies to death while throwing cards at them.
Edit 2 - All the plot sequences oh my gods. They are just words words words l'cie in the same way as FF13 was, but instead of telling me there is a dictionary it instead just constantly smash cuts to another face with a voice actor who has been working for nearly a billion years. Then suddenly you meet the doctor that created the Fashion Teens (who I am now realising are a Sentai team in this world).
Meet Arecia Al-Rashia (Pronounced like Erasure)
Fashion Teens were made by Fashion MILF who wears a weird assortment of 70s Disco flares, 60 Beatnick headscarf, 80s haircut and early 2000s (?) midriff revealed blouse while she smokes from a cigarette holder, has both a scarf as a shawl and a fucking styling cape. Oh and of course sexy librarian/teacher glasses. Holy shit. Also rocking some fucking MAD bling.
Oh and she said some words and said to send the Fashion Teens to war, but I don't care about that, her outfit is
amazing.
There was also a bit during the words words words about the Nazis blowing up an entire fucking country with an ersatz nuke "Ultima Bomb".
Edit 1 billion - It is also pretty amazing that the leader of the Fashion Teens carries around a little hip holster for his Magic Cards so he can dual you in a moment's notice with his presumably Tournament Legal deck (I bet he plays Vintage, cause that shit's OP as fuck).
Okay so after getting through all the words finally we get to where you can control the characters again, today; the day after after the Fashion Teens pretty much single handedly turned the tide of the battle against the Nazis because they can use Magic even in Anti Magic fields; IT IS THEIR FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL.
Is this some kind of pro home schooling propaganda? I never met any home schooled kids that dressed this damn well.
Edit 899 - Doc MILF referred to her as Ace's mother, not sure if biologically accurate or just turn of phrase. Either way it seems the Fashion Teens are either vampires or necromancers. Edit - Oh and I forgot to say there is two new people to the class (presumably OTHER new people to the class since it's the Fashion Teens first official day at the academy) who we need to keep the Fashion Teens post kill feasting a secret from. Presumable ZANY HIJINKS will ensue.
Edit 1 billion and 2 - I forgot to mention the two new dudes were already seen during the Nazi Fights. Rem the girl is the one that's likely to be super important to the plot and Machina (Seriously) is likely just to be an anime rival, BUT he is going to be the perfect anime rival.
Why?
Because he fights by dual wielding Drilldo Swords.
This might be the best game ever made.