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NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« on: September 06, 2015, 12:49:57 AM »
http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/columnists/gregg-doyel/2015/09/03/doyel-tom-brady-wins-deflategate-patriots-lost/71640202/

Haha I love it.  Cry some more.  Already basking in hate and the season hasn't even started.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2015, 03:11:41 AM »
Giants excluded? That's a pretty big concession.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2015, 03:35:16 AM »
If I give the Giants the finger they'll try to keep it.  Hear there's a shortage.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2015, 04:31:33 AM »
Like 2 ring fingers short, yeah.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2015, 06:48:09 PM »
I would just like to take a minute away from this schadenfreude to revel in my own Tebow-less schadenfreude.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2015, 09:53:27 PM »
It coulda been so great! for the rest of us I mean.  Ugh, such a wasted opportunity.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2015, 10:31:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/FeitsBarstool/status/640198529454080001/photo/1

Tahm!  Tahmmy!  Wha...whaddya doin' Tahmmy!
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2015, 12:55:10 PM »
I would just like to take a minute away from this schadenfreude to revel in my own Tebow-less schadenfreude.

God is Dead.


E: In spite of Jordy Nelson's season ending injury I am still super excited for the Packers season.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2015, 03:03:46 PM »
Dolphins look poised for big things this year.

Stay healthy Miami!

And Tampa is a wild card. I have no idea what to expect.
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2015, 12:55:45 AM »
Psh, who cares about the NFL?  We play Mutant League Football in Texas Highschools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcBdamaXzXQ

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2015, 12:58:06 AM »
Psh, who cares about the NFL?  We play Mutant League Football in Texas Highschools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcBdamaXzXQ

What did they expect would happen? The ref called 15 yards for Nosepicking. It's a clear sign the ref was bribed and needed to be taken care of.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2015, 02:16:31 AM »
Supposedly it was touched off by a combination of penalty calls the players thought were unfair, and the ref letting loose a couple of racial slurs at one of the kids.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2015, 02:34:58 AM »
I guess it's too short notice to see if anyone would want to do a DL fantasy league...

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2015, 04:12:15 AM »
If we can do the draft in the next couple days/tomorrow afternoon, we'd only miss the Pats game for scoring. We'd also need at least 8 people, 10/12 preferably

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2015, 07:04:18 AM »
Well... glad I have Gronk on my fantasy team.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2015, 12:03:45 PM »
Steelers defense looked fucking wretched there, holy shit.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2015, 03:57:23 PM »
That's to be expected, their secondary is really bad and they can't generate a pass rush (Worilds retiring really sucks for them). Any halfway decent offense is going to torch them this year (although they aren't facing too many save Indy). They'll have to win by passing a billion times to Antonio Brown (and Martavis Bryant when he comes back) and unleashing Le'Veon Bell, but that will probably work out for them enough to make up for that godawful defense.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2015, 03:58:38 PM »
Well... glad I have Gronk on my fantasy team.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2015, 12:35:01 PM »
Oh yeah, Aldon Smith back in the league. That is such a classic Raiders move. That defense could be scary if Smith can play up to his usual standards.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2015, 01:46:05 PM »
We should totally bring back the dl league.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2015, 04:40:28 PM »
We should totally bring back the dl league.
I'd totally be on board with that although we'll likely have to skip week 1. I use ESPN.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2015, 11:32:05 AM »
Also, that was not a good start to the season for the Bucs, yikes. E: The Packers won in spite of missing several pieces on defense, so I'm happy.
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« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2015, 11:57:28 AM »
I think setting the NFL record for longest extra-point attempt may be the Brownsiest thing the Browns have done since their revival.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2015, 01:32:42 PM »
Thank goodness the dolphins won.

I got to witness jameis live for his first NFL game!

Man, that was a bad performance...

Hey, Favre also threw a pick 6 his first pass attempt too!

Skies the limit for winston.
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