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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2015, 05:27:55 PM »
Jets won. A pleasant surprise, but it WAS the Browns.

Giants loss made me want to kill myself. Make no mistake, they lost the game for themselves with that awful Andy Reid clock management at the end. But that Pass Interference on Rodgers-Cromartie was godawful and kept the Cowboys in the game. The only solace I can take is Dallas looks pretty bad compared to how they should've been, and the Giants look relatively good compared to how bad I feared they would be. The offensive line was congealing in the second half, and the secondary just kept coming up with big plays.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2015, 09:57:59 PM »
awful Andy Reid clock management

I am not really sure why this surprises anyone by now.  After a contestable play, Coughlin once called a time out, used the time out to review the play, challenged the play, and lost the challenge.  That was in 2013.  Time to take the car keys away from grandpa.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2015, 09:28:17 PM »
I got to witness jameis live for his first NFL game!

Man, that was a bad performance...

In the understatement of the year, Winston is a poor decision-maker.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2015, 10:13:59 PM »
The Bucs made Tennessee look competent, and that's been a completely foreign feeling for, oh, the past 8 years?

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« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2015, 01:02:25 AM »
The Bucs made Tennessee look competent, and that's been a completely foreign feeling for, oh, the past 8 years?

"Tennessee?"  "The Bucs?"  Are...we're still talking about the NFL, right?  Are they like new expansion teams or something?
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2015, 01:34:02 AM »
The Bucs made Tennessee look competent, and that's been a completely foreign feeling for, oh, the past 8 years?

"Tennessee?"  "The Bucs?"  Are...we're still talking about the NFL, right?  Are they like new expansion teams or something?

As a note, you sound more like an Original 6 douche right now, not an NFL fan.

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« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2015, 01:37:55 AM »
My douchery cannot be contained by mere boundaries between sports.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2015, 06:10:43 AM »
To a Bostonian all sports look the same anyway: Boston being Smug and everyone else being haters.  The actual shape of the ball involved is pretty irrelevant.
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« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2015, 06:21:08 AM »
Nah, we have the sense to only be smug when we're good.  You're thinking of New York.
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« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2015, 06:30:32 AM »
Nah, we have the sense to only be smug when we're good.  You're thinking of New York.

Not true for the Red Sox. They can be awful, but the fans will still be smug as long as New York is also bad/worse.

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« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2015, 08:15:31 AM »
If taking pleasure in the misery of New Yorkers is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2015, 07:52:10 PM »
I can't wait until the ocean swallows both your cities.

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« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2015, 11:54:01 PM »
Don't you live in, like, Florida something?
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2015, 03:37:38 PM »
Okay, so on the one hand the Eagles offense may be historically bad this year.  Like, just epically putrid. It took until the fourth quarter for the team to reach positive rushing yards, and their most promising drive ended in a pass directly to a Cowboys player while an Eagles receiver was wide open twenty feet away. Also this happened.

On the other hand, the defense broke Tony Romo. So....push?
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2015, 11:46:38 PM »
Brandon Weeden/Kellen Moore/Matt Cassel. That is the QB depth chart from hell.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2015, 04:19:33 AM »
Ugh.

Dolphins will be dolphins.

Fucking every year they fool me with this presentation season hype bull shit.

They might as well stay in london.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2015, 02:28:34 AM »
Well hey, the Dolphins might disappoint you but at least they're not notable Garbage Person Jameis Winston.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2015, 07:54:41 AM »
Well hey, the Dolphins might disappoint you but at least they're not notable Garbage Person Jameis Winston.

Who can at least cry himself to sleep at night knowing he's not the Bears

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« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2015, 02:18:21 PM »
The Bears are going to be lucky to win three games this season.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2015, 02:20:39 PM »
The best thing for the Dolphins long term would be to get blown out today.

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« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2015, 02:23:27 PM »
Ah, the Philbin gets shitcanned rumors if they lose you mean? I liked Philbin as OC but he looks completely overmatched as a HC. (He should've lost his job during the Incognito/Martin shitshow, if only to save face)
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2015, 01:25:49 PM »
The Bears are going to be lucky to win three games this season.

The Eagles are going to be lucky to have the prospects of the Bears.
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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2015, 08:31:36 PM »
The jags let Matt bring hassle back win a game.

Can any Florida team not suck?

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2015, 08:39:14 PM »
You were counting on the Jags to not disappoint you.  When you do this with the Dolphins it makes them look bad.  When you do this with the Jags, YOU look bad.

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Re: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded)
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2015, 02:59:59 PM »
Maybe.

But then you realize the jags play the bus this week and have the a chance to be the best team in Florida.

How fucking sad is that.

That Harvard or Stanford duck that predicted the fins going to the superbowl should hang them self
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