Author Topic: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded) (Read 9101 times)

superaielman · « **Reply #100 on:** November 24, 2015, 01:54:27 PM »

The NFC East is the biggest joke in the NFL, somehow. That says something with the AFC South being lead by two teams starting Matt Hasselbeck and TJ Yates.

Shale · « **Reply #101 on:** December 07, 2015, 03:26:29 PM »

It was sure nice of Fox to broadcast a Mirror Universe NFL game yesterday.

NotMiki · « **Reply #102 on:** December 07, 2015, 07:35:35 PM »

Backwards day in Foxborough.

Scar · « **Reply #103 on:** December 08, 2015, 03:34:47 PM »

Can someone beat the Panthers already?

NotMiki · « **Reply #104 on:** December 08, 2015, 03:45:36 PM »

What, you don't think the Bucs can play spoiler in week 17?

Scar · « **Reply #105 on:** December 08, 2015, 04:27:06 PM »

Famous will lead the way.

But seriously, if they can lose before week 17, they will bench their starters for rest.

Which would give the bucs an easier shot at making the playoffs.

Crazy to think they are still in the hunt!

Shale · « **Reply #106 on:** December 08, 2015, 06:42:08 PM »

There's a real possibility that the NFC East will finish with all four teams at 6-10.

Just wanted to remind everybody of that.

NotMiki · « **Reply #107 on:** December 08, 2015, 09:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Shale on December 08, 2015, 06:42:08 PM

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #108 on:** December 09, 2015, 07:04:43 AM »

Quote from: Shale on December 08, 2015, 06:42:08 PM

There's a real possibility that the NFC East will finish with all four teams at 6-10.

Just wanted to remind everybody of that.

This almost happened with the NFC south last year. These things usually get teased a few years in a row before it happens, like when a team went 0-16. We all thought it would be the Dolphins the prior year (who were probably a worse overall team than the 08 Lions) and then they managed to get one over on the Ravens.

NotMiki · « **Reply #109 on:** December 14, 2015, 06:18:15 AM »

The postgame press conference in my mind:

J.J. Watt: "Our real goal here today was to make the G.O.A.T. look like a goat. Unfortunately we couldn't do that."

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #110 on:** December 14, 2015, 07:52:53 AM »

Quote from: NotMiki on December 14, 2015, 06:18:15 AM

The postgame press conference in my mind:

J.J. Watt: "Our real goal here today was to make the G.O.A.T. look like a goat. Unfortunately we couldn't do that."

Is everyone saying this? That asshole on my Facebook also posted this.

Shale · « **Reply #111 on:** December 14, 2015, 12:08:07 PM »

Mine too! It's a fucking epidemic.

Also, NFC East: Still a tire fire.

superaielman · « **Reply #112 on:** December 14, 2015, 12:27:47 PM »

A: I called a 9-7 Redskins division championship in September. Might have given the division too much credit. Related: Shale, I will take you for FREE To the Eagles/Redskins game next week! (Note for observers: This was rather strongly rejected the first time the offer was made)

B: Eddie Lacy is a bad, bad man.

NotMiki · « **Reply #113 on:** December 14, 2015, 04:05:25 PM »

Quote from: Shale on December 14, 2015, 12:08:07 PM

Mine too! It's a fucking epidemic.

I keep forgetting almost everyone who reads this topic is a friend on facebook (and actually reads stuff).

ANYWAY IT WAS FUNNY GUYS BECAUSE HAHA J.J. WATT IS LAME CAN I GET A LIKE OR SHARE?!!!!!

superaielman · « **Reply #114 on:** December 21, 2015, 11:46:54 AM »

Quote from: superaielman on November 24, 2015, 01:54:27 PM

The NFC East is the biggest joke in the NFL, somehow. That says something with the AFC South being lead by a team starting Brandon Weeden.

I have typed jfc Eagles so many times on my phone this season that it autofills j to that.

Scar · « **Reply #115 on:** December 21, 2015, 03:39:45 PM »

The good news?

I'm in the money in my fantasy league.

150 or 550 for me..woohooo!

superaielman · « **Reply #116 on:** December 27, 2015, 06:49:42 PM »

Quote from: superaielman on December 21, 2015, 11:46:54 AM

Quote from: superaielman on November 24, 2015, 01:54:27 PM
The NFC East is the biggest joke in the NFL, somehow. That says something with the AFC South being lead by a team starting Brandon Weeden.

I have typed jfc Eagles so many times on my phone this season that it autofills j to that.

one last time for the game last night: jfc eagles

Shale · « **Reply #117 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:03:04 PM »

I'm not sure whether to laugh at cousins for the end of the first half or the Eagles for losing anyway. Both?

NotMiki · « **Reply #118 on:** December 28, 2015, 03:26:19 AM »

both.

a thousand times both.

Shale · « **Reply #119 on:** December 28, 2015, 11:48:18 AM »

Either way the patriots are also going on that list.

superaielman · « **Reply #120 on:** December 28, 2015, 12:04:37 PM »

Jordy Nelson needs to be put in the hall of fame, immediately, if he makes this big a difference for the Packers.

Scar · « **Reply #121 on:** December 28, 2015, 01:26:18 PM »

Yay I won big bucks in my fantasy football league.

Here's how I did it.

It's week 5 of the football season.

A down on his luck scar has an underperforming squad. Eli Manning has been good, but not great. My week 5 opponent has qb issues and the best available qb on the waivers was Sam Bradford.

I scoop him up.

Another person, the guy who has Cam Newton is also in need of a qb, since cam was on a bye that week. He text me, "Give me Sam Bradford."

Cool. I like trading. I comb over his squad and try to find a suitable trade chip for the chipmunk. I respond, "Ok, how about for Jordan Matthews."

He replies pretty quickly with a, "Your crazy."

Ok. I thought. Maybe I was asking for too much, but before I can think of a different player to trade, he shoots me another trade saying, "How about for Cam Newton?"

Uh....deal?

I went 6 and 3 after that trade, barely squeaked into the playoffs with a 7n6 record and then won 3 more games to claim the master sword and 550 bucks!

Woooohooooo.

MVPs on my team were cam via trade, Julio with my 1st pick (pick 7), eric decker who was my great white hope, and Danny Woodhead as my late round sleeper.

Yay

Shale · « **Reply #122 on:** December 28, 2015, 02:33:11 PM »

Anybody who would trade Cam Newton for Sam Bradford at any point this season, including before game 1 of the preseason, should not be legally allowed to control their own finances.

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #123 on:** December 28, 2015, 11:03:14 PM »

My team unfortunately shit the bed last week, but I've got 3rd place locked down. Struck it rich in the draft with all my mid-round picks. Brandon Marshall (5th), Amari Cooper (6th), Keenan Allen (7th), Chris Ivory (10th). Plus Gronk in the first, Brees in the 4th. Struck out on my high drafted RBs though. Shame Keenan Allen got hurt, he was on a roll there for a while. Still, picked up Doug Martin on waivers after someone got jittery due to his slow start, had Arizona's D too. Did NOT play Brees in his 50 point game. Didn't make a difference but still.

NotMiki · « **Reply #124 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:49:52 PM »

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Author Topic: NFL 2015-16: Middle Fingers For Everyone (Giants excluded) (Read 9101 times)