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Terrible tattoo ideas
« on: January 28, 2016, 11:01:17 AM »
I am bored waiting for my tram home and Zenny isn't crying in the FFRK thread to make dick jokes at, so here is a dumb thing.  Instead of casting DLers as characters in game sir movies or porn, here is insulting ideas for really bad tattoos for you to get what black out drunk.

Zenny - A guy boxing a donkey in silhouette.  Left butt cheek.  Orrrr maybe one on each cheek with gloves connecting right in the middle if it is done in full colour.

Snow - this is a recycled joke.  An ornate handle.  Tramp Stamp.

Elfman - Fibonacci sequence (or some proof maybe) in Elvish.   Maybe just a Cotan wave.

Super - His own face, Steve O style.

Rob - Second wife's name.

Snowfire - if Elf get Cotan you would have to one up it with a more obscure trig function that my fake mathboy weakness doesn't show.  Or a ring of Sine waves around your Bicep with 07/14/1789 never forget above it.

Gourry - Remember Sammy Jenkis.

Captain K.  -  tri-Ace logo

Sopko - an eye patch.

Kappa - Why?

Nephrite - anything that is not my phone number.

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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2016, 11:08:45 AM »
no joke I am actually contemplating getting a tattoo and now I have an idea

Super would just get asked why he has pictures of Ellen Degeneres as Harry Potter on his bicep and nobody will believe him when he tries to explain himself

Rob's would actually be brilliant if it were literally the words "Second Wife's Name"
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2016, 11:27:41 AM »
is it a picture of goatse guy on your back and arse?

Edit - And I agree on that literally 'Second wife's name.' would be pretty great for Rob.  Especially if it was over a Rose Heart.

Edit 2 - Also it sounds like you are not familiar with Steve O's tattoo.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 11:31:55 AM by Grefter »
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2016, 11:30:10 AM »
it is now
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2016, 12:14:25 PM »
What about a flower just around your anus?
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2016, 12:16:59 PM »
i already have that birthmark
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2016, 12:31:31 PM »
I forget if you are an innie or an outie.

If your belly button pokes out you could get "Scale model of my dick" on your stomach.
If you have it poke in instead then you should get a target and have under it "shoot jizz in here and I will bend over and be your furry animal prize."
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2016, 12:32:21 PM »
As fucking if, I'd so get :-* as a tattoo if I got one while drunk.
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2016, 01:33:48 PM »
I always wanted the Terror card from MtG as a tattoo (the whole card, not just the artwork).  But tri-Ace logo would be legit.
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2016, 01:39:05 PM »
Grefter: Totally needs a braided circlet of COCKS around his bicep.

Zenny: Needs a tattoo that says "I Love China" in Japanese for ultimate discomfort in the hotsprings.

Tide: A tattoo that says "Arnaud for life" but misspelled to annoy him constantly... so like... "Arno5lyfe" or something?

CmdrKing: A smiley face with a keyblade. Not really a joke, I just kinda like the idea.
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2016, 06:26:16 PM »
I know some jobber who got a sports team logo tatted on his teet.

What a tool.
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2016, 09:57:40 PM »
The ass seems like a more apt place to get a tattoo for a Miami sports team of late.
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2016, 02:37:24 AM »
Quote from: Grefter on January 28, 2016, 12:14:25 PM
What about a flower just around your anus?

Kind of the same idea:
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2016, 06:58:56 AM »
Here is one for DJ

Get a rub on tattoo that says "Fuck the Police".

Put it on your chest.

Dress up as Hot Policeman.

Tell everyone that comments on it that it is a rub on tattoo, do that want to try it out?
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Re: Terrible tattoo ideas
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2016, 03:11:11 PM »
Well now I know what I'm doing Saturday~
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