Today's nominees...
Heading up EPA: Scott Pruitt, attorney general of Oklahoma, has sued EPA over almost every major rule released since 2012 (when he took office), says climate change "is not settled science" and has never actually worked at an environment department in his life.
Heading the Small Business Administration: Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWF/WWE with her husband Vince (such a bastion of worker protections there) and the second-biggest donor to the Trump Foundation behind the Trump family as a whole. Meaning the McMahons put more money into that foundation than Donald Trump the individual, and have now been rewarded with a Cabinet seat.
Kill me.