Author Topic: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!  (Read 2504 times)

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The draft is today!  I'm going to definitely try and watch, though going to bed early for work and the Caps on TV does limit it.  Between Deflategate's appeal, the tradeups in the draft, and Rams moving to LA, it has been a busy offseason. The Packers haven't done much of note, other than signing a free agent (GASP) and signing a few of their own FAs back.


And the Eagles, well. I think they are trying to kill Shale through sheer trolling efforts.  Sadly they already confirmed that they are taking a QB. Them trading up to take Elliot would've been amazing.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2016, 02:57:15 PM »
I'll let my phone tell me who my teams draft.

Not wasting time on that crap of a show.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2016, 04:56:09 PM »
I can't wait for the Eagles to spend two years of draft picks on a I-AA quarterback who's never faced a pass rush in his life. This'll work out great!
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2016, 05:33:36 AM »
Tunsil's fall because someone hacked his Instagram account and posted a video of him smoking a bong through a gasmask is one of the odder draft happenings in a little while.

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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 05:42:29 PM »
Dumb.

Hope he becomes a solid long term player for miami.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 09:47:24 PM »
Why would you have a video of that floating around in the first place?  He's gonna be another Manziel or Winston.

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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2016, 02:17:58 AM »
Any comment on the Bucs, Scar?
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2016, 04:50:06 AM »
Bucs added solid defense players and the most accurate kicker in college history.

I guess they could have done worse.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2016, 04:08:17 PM »
Trading that much draft capital for that is really foolish and his accuracy fell off last year, especially from range. There was a ton of talent left on the board for a dude that probably could've been gotten in the 5th or later. It's the trading up that is particularly egregious.

I liked Detroit's draft (trenches trenches trenches) other than longsnapper, but I'm more disturbed that I think Minnesota did really well. The Vikings aren't going away.

The Titans were really curious. They could have had Tunsil at 8 but passed on him (it would have been a brilliant move to trade down and then get the #1 prospect you wanted anyway), and then they took Derrick Henry when they already burned a 3rd trading for DeMarco Murray.

I hate the Cowboys and think them picking Elliott so high was idiotic but he'll play great for them. I also want Jaylon Smith to succeed but not the team..

Also, quietly, the Jags had kind of a great draft. They did well in terms of perceived value at least.

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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2016, 05:50:24 PM »
The Vikings won't matter unless Bridgewater plays better.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2016, 12:26:14 AM »
http://deadspin.com/ryan-tannehill-was-bodysnatched-by-an-elite-quarterback-1788966610

Posting this article solely for its headline.  I didn't even read the article, but I know a good headline when I see it, and I appreciate them, goddammit.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2016, 06:02:23 PM »
So the bucs and dolphins are on hot streaks!

Can't remember the last time they were over 500 this late in the season...let alone at the same time!
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2016, 05:18:59 AM »
Ugliest win of Eli Manning's career but I'll take it. Great defensive game. Suck it, Cowboys.

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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2016, 04:38:20 PM »
Miami's season is over, unless Matt Moore turns into the new-old Brady.

Also, Tampa is going to beat the Cowboys Sunday night.

Oh yeah.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2017, 04:57:33 PM »

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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2017, 05:14:22 PM »
Everything is garbage and the world must burn.
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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2017, 06:57:43 PM »
I'm not even angry, that was too brutal to be anything other than flabbergasted. I don't even want to imagine how Falcons fans are feeling at the moment.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2017, 09:46:49 PM »
Everything is garbage and the world must burn.

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Re: 2016 NFL Season: Shale is going to get to use his zippo soon!
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2017, 10:00:04 PM »
Congrats again on the Falcons ensuring Eli Manning will end up in the Hall of Fame.

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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2017, 01:09:48 AM »
Congrats again on the Falcons ensuring Eli Manning will end up in the Hall of Fame.

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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2017, 02:52:14 AM »
Congrats again on the Falcons ensuring Eli Manning will end up in the Hall of Fame.

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Hey, it's win win for both of us. Though I'm sure Eli's HoF bust will be labeled "Dis goofy motherfucker"