Missing comments for 9-5

[Tonfa]

Queen Remedi > Bahamut
Vexacion > Father Salade
Bloodbane > Balthier
Ashley Riot > Korgan Bloodaxe
Gwen > Alakazam
Tibarn > Masaru
Zero > Klein Kiesling
Harley > Harken
Baofu > Montblanc
White Mage > Rozalin
Morph Jerme > Mist Dragon
Brusom > Goblin
Chuck Preston > Mist

Get crackin'. What, none of you would voluntarily write for the beautiful match of Morph Jerme and Mist Dragon?

[Nitori]

Zero > Klein Kiesling

Klein arrived in the Heavy NR arena with the intention of winning the match by transmuting Zero into solid gold, and then selling him on the black market.

Seconds later, Klein learned this isn't exactly a good idea when the thing you are trying to transmute is actively trying to slice you with a large saber when you are getting out your transmuting reagants.

Klein was later seen attempting to transmute his hospital bed into solid gold. It is unknown whether he succeeded.

[superaielman]

Could Goblin, the underdog villian, beat up the mighty Brusom? Billions of Imps, slimes, and other assorted fodder random monsters were watching this fight worldwide after word about Goblin's victory spread. One more win would put random monsters on the map and give them the repsect they deserve. Today, a victory.

Tomorrow, perhaps respect? Glory? Health insurance? It could all be possible!!!


When Brusom casually sliced Goblin in half with one swing of his katana, he did more than slice poor Goblin in half. He cut up the hopes and dreams of every single poor random monster in the RPGverse.

[Meeplelard]

Chuck > Mist.

There was a simple reason Mist lost this fight...
Its that she refused to fight someone who dresses like that, combined with that hair cut.  Not to mention all the finger pointing poses.

So rather than lose her lunch for a victory, she just forfeited the match and preferred  not have nightmares for the next week.

Morph Jerme > Mist Dragon.

This fight could not be described in mortal terms.  In fact, it is impossible to describe this fight in words, we will present this fight in a style of a Puppet Show!

*Hand Puppet of Jerme and a sock puppet of Mist Dragon are shown smacking against each other til Mist Dragon falls down*

I believe this description will suffice.

Tibarn > Masaru.

Ever tried wrestling a Hawk?  Its not exactly the easiest of things.  First, you have to catch the thing with all its speedy flying and scratching you with its talons, then you have to somehow guard against its constant pecking as you try to do some wrestling move while adapting to its small size.

...needless to say, wrestling with a Hawk that's twice your size isn't exactly a conceivable feat.

Vexacion > Salade.

The two seemed evenly matched on all fronts.  Intelligence, Experience, Combat ability, age...you name it, they match up pretty well.

However, there is one massive difference.

Salade can get easily distracted by woman in revealing outfits.  Vexacion does not.  And Vexacion being no idiot managed to convince the stadium to call it Swimsuit Day.

The outcome from there is pretty obvious.  Not the most honorable of victories, but I'm sure Salade isn't really complaining despite the loss either.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Bloodbane > Balthier

"Wait. So, you were bored", Kyosuke muttered with a raised eyebrow.

Excellen let out an innocent smile, leaning her head a bit back. "You could say that. And entertainment is a big deal for me."

The young pilot sighed in annoyance at his partner. "I guess that's as good an excuse as any. But what about the repair costs we'll have to pay?"

"Oh, Kyosuke, don't be silly! The ATX team managers can cover that, and I have an alibi," Excellen giggled. It was hard to say if she was being light-hearted or downright cynical - but that's part of how she rolls, Kyosuke thought while facepalming at Excellen's apparent obliviousness.

The Beowulf breathed deeply, and assumed a more frank stance, gazing at his lover's eyes intently. "Okay. I'd understand if you got Balthier and Bloodbane into a giant robot fight. That'd be brutal, but manageable. I'd understand if you got them into a Dance Dance Revolution match. It wouldn't even be that bad. But... what in hell makes anyone think that a DDR marathon in giant robots is a good idea!?"

"Oh, it's a terrible idea, I agree," the young blonde snickered. "But really, you can't argue it wasn't entertaining. Plus, they just destroyed Tokyo and some Shining Force town nobody cares about, it's not like something important was crushed in that."

Kyosuke finally gave in, sighing and scratching his head. "Well, I guess you're right. Who would've thought Bloodbane could have gotten Paranoia at a SSS+ with a Grungust, anyway?"

Excellen nodded, crossing her legs, and concluded: "I knew he had it all along, actually. But Balthier probably learned the hard way why Fairlions aren't great dancers. I hope he can breathe underwater, people said the Caribbean seas are quite dangerous at this time of the year."

[ThePiggyman]

Queen Remedi > Bahamut

The match seemed like it would never end, as, blow for blow, each was slowly dwindling down each other's forces. However, as Bahamut hit Overdrive and was about to unleash Mega Flare, Queen Remedi sit still and grinned.

Remedi quickly used Lawshift to change the laws and deemed it illegal to summon. Bahamut, being a summon himself, was forced to leave immediately. It's a shame the Queen has total control over the judges to boot.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Gwendolyn > Alakazam

They met only once.

But, when their eyes locked onto each other, they knew it was true love.

Gwendolyn was enthralled by Alakazam's sophisticated europpean accent.

Alakazam was enticed by Gwendolyn's elegant bravery.

Gwendolyn could stare at Alakazam's deep eyes and see an universe of knowledge. She had been saved by love.

And Alakazam? Gwendolyn's kind words would forever be his fortitude from now on.

Sadly for him, however, he stepped out first from the arena as both locked arms for a fine travel all over France, giving Odin's daughter victory in the arena. However, they are truly in love, and will marry at the top of Eiffel Tower in a week.

Isn't love a thing of beauty?

[superaielman]

Ashley>Korgan

How do you beat a berserk, raging dwarf who kills people for fun?  The same way you beat a hideous pantyshotting mystical elf-like creature. MILES OF RED TAPE!!! Korgan *was* in fact a brutal criminal who deserved to be brought to justice. Which meant he got released with a full apology by the DL police and Ashley's vaunted paperwork attack would amount to nothing.


Which didn't mean that Ashley would have to fight Korgan. Oh no. One call to Guv got him and Yangus's attention- the duo were waiting for Korgan as soon as he got out of jail, where they promptly beat him down for the pain they inflicted on Angelo in the Templar's only NR appearence.