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Suzu Fujibayashi (vs. Chuck Preston)
« on: March 31, 2008, 02:07:42 AM »
One pathetic unrequited lover vanquished in the name of Japon, another pale shadow of a man to go. Suzu's path seems to be riddled with idiots, and that may well dull her techniques if it keeps up for too long. But no matter, no matter indeed. Suzu's ninjitsu may yearn for worthwhile fighters, but it has no problems dispatching incompetent twits such as this Chuck Preston. His Medium is downright useless in this fight, having no abilities to counter Suzu's mysterious shadow powers, and, to make things worst, he is woefully inaccurate with his weapon - bad thing when you have to deal with a kunoichi, swift as the wind as deadly as the gale. As such, Samidare and Jiraya will be all that Suzu needs to scorch yet another moron from the ranks of Not Ranked Light.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Suzu Fujibayashi (vs. Chuck Preston)
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 03:41:16 AM »
One pathetic unrequited lover vanquished in the name of Japon, another pale shadow of a man to go. Suzu's path seems to be riddled with idiots, and that may well dull her intellect if it keeps up for too long. But no matter, no matter indeed. Suzu's ninjitsu may yearn for worthwhile fighters, but it has no problems dispatching incompetent twits such as this Chuck Preston. His Medium is downright useless in this fight, having no abilities to counter Suzu's mysterious shadow powers, and, to make things worse, he is woefully inaccurate with his weapon - a bad thing when you have to deal with a kunoichi, swift as the wind and deadly as the flame. As such, Samidare and Jiraya will be all that Suzu needs to excise yet another moron from the ranks of Not Ranked Light.
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