Episode 3 Gallery:
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Now that the Player has become "The Strongest Overlord Breeder" (I guess that's like a Pokemon Breeder?)... Flonne suggests they travel to Veldime to learn about LOVE from Rozalin. But OH NO! When Rozalin woke up this morning, Adell has gone missing! She even drew badly-drawn Missing posters for him! (Stealing Killia's one good schtick I see)
Rozalin's suggestion for finding Adell seems to be "Start a war. Since he's a Battle Maniac, he's sure to show up."
While they were searching for Adell, Etna asks Rozalin to think of places where he might've gone.
Etna: "For example, the place where you two first met? ...Or perhaps where you two first smooched? ...Or perhaps where you two both XXXed?" (censoring done by game, not me)
Flonne's response, totally genuinely: "Etna, don't be silly, how can a person perform the letter X?"
Amusingly, this exchange immediately summons Fuka and Desco to the scene, where Fuka claims she must do research on this kind of lovey-dovey thing for... something? (a romance novel she's writing, I think?)
Fuka: People call me "The Creator of Love, Fuka"
Desco: And I am her sister, "The Ultimate Weapon of Love, DESCO!"
Blog Note: I'm kinda surprised that Flonne's not excited about this. Notably, Fuka and Desco use the word "Koi" for Love, whereas Flonne usually uses "Ai".
"Koi" is more like expressly romantic, whereas "Ai" can be more undifferentiated (pure) Love.
So maybe that's why Flonne's just like "Well, Player, looks like some uninvited guests have come along. What do?"
Rozalin just wants to find Adell, but Fuka and Desco are determined to help her express her feelings more clearly and get a Good Ending when they find him.
Fuka gives Rozalin a cute nickname "Roza-rin"
Blogger's Aside: Her name's usually "Rozarindo" (Rosalind), and most people give her the nickname "Rozari" (Rosary). But Fuka shortens it to "Roza" plus the cutesy-sounding diminutive "-rin" (which conveniently also rhymes with the next few letters of her name anyway, serendipitously making it cute AND clever)
Fuka gets passionate about the merits of Romance/Koi - talking about how it is vital to have a strong Defense and such, describing it like a battle.
Flonne: "Is Romance really so violent? I always thought it should be more cute and sweet...?"
Fuka: “Don't be naive! Love is War!”
Rozalin: I don't really get it, but you seem so passionate, so sure, I'll listen to your advice!
Fuka: Right, so I shall teach you the perfect Defense for the Battle of Romance!
Fuke: ...use The Player as a Human Shield!
Etna: ...
Blog Note: Fuka seems like she’s picking up a bit of Valzy’s speech patterns here.
Fuka explained what she meant by that in a little more detail (essentially, I think she meant, having the Player around would make Adell jealous, so it's like an "attack against a boy's heart" or something?) and Flonne and Etna were like "Oh, okay, so you DID have somewhat of a clue when you were speaking..."
Fuka tries to get Rozalin to try out some more of her 'Disney channel original TV series' schemes for Romance, but Rozalin is bad at them, of course. And she starts getting depressed "What if the reason Adell didn't come back home is because he doesn't like me?"
This does not deter Fuka. they literally convince her to eat a poisoned apple to get the Poison Status Effect, because "that's basically the same thing as a Love Status Effect, right? You have to get used to it!"
Rozalin turned purple.
(Amusingly, it DOES seem to be working for Rozalin developing a tolerance to Poison...)
And in the very next scene:
Rozalin: "Well, now that I've mastered being poisoned, is Adell coming home now?"
Fuka: Next we will begin Operation "Heartbeat! * The Netherworld Sun turns you into a Sexy Beauty to Genocide Adell's Heart~!"
...And off to the Sea of Gehenna for a "beach" episode! Rozalin is instructed to bathe in lava to become stronger for her romance.
Fuka's plans keep failing, but we get some kinda-cute moments where Desco and Fuka are talking together and Fuka's just super-genuine about trying to help Rozalin with her romance troubles.
Desco: "Big Sis, I dunno about this lava-bathing thing, do you really think it'll work for Miss Roza-rin?"
Fuka: "It has to work, Desco! This is all for Roza-rin's perfect romance!"
Poor Rozalin, she turned all red and on-fire from the lava-baths. But Fuka, of course, declares her "ready" to be a Love Machine now.
Note: Each of the subsections of this Chapter have been getting "Titles" written by Fuka. The first one sounded like a really lame generic Romance Novel, something like "Romance in the Moonlight" by Fuka Kazamatsuri.
And the titles keep getting progressively dumber, until we reach this final subsection, titled "The Romantic Romance that Romanced for the sake of Romance" by Fuka Kazamatsuri
Yukimaru suddenly shows up to tell Rozalin that something's happened to Adell in the Snow Clan Village.
They travel to where Adell is, but he’s been completely frozen in ice (from some kind of magic trap I guess?). Yukimaru tries to break the spell, but can’t and offers to commit seppuku, but Flonne convinces her to find help instead. They travel to meet Fubuki who whispers to Rozalin how save Adell. Rozalin is shocked but resolves to try.
When they go back to Adell, Rozalin is unable to do the cure, and Etna suspects it’s something terrible like having to commit seppuku to save Adell. Rozalin says that’s not it and then Fuka and Desco catch on and give her words of encouragement about being honest and confident.
This allows Rozalin to muster the courage to administer the cure - a Kiss (of course)! Adell turns back to normal and explains to an angry Rozalin that he got caught in the trap while searching the area around the Snow Clan Village for a special present for Rozalin for their 10-year anniversary - a Snow Clan hair pin like her Mother’s (everybody awww).
But suddenly! While Rozalin is all delirious from the feel-good present, a voice calls out “Awaken Overlord Zenon!” And Rozalin’s demeanor changes and she turns into a coldly-laughing darker version of herself. What will become of our heroes?! Find out next time on... Disgaeaball Z!
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