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superaielman

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Turnip (Vs Kiwi)
« on: April 04, 2008, 05:13:18 PM »
It's a giant talking turnip fighting to the death with a helmeted baby turtle. Only in DL (And sometimes NR) light can you find such excitement! Turnip.. well, he likes his veggies and puns, so he'll try to toss up some victory here with his magical green beans. So what if Kiwi can breath fire? Turnip's so freakin magical that he once beat up the jolly green giant in a game of hopscotch. If that doesn't inspire fear in you, nothing will. Time to fry, Kiwi!
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Re: Turnip (Vs Kiwi)
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 03:57:10 AM »
It's a giant talking, sword-wielding turnip fighting to the daeth against a cute little helmeted baby turtle. Only in the RPGDL (And, of course, Not Ranked) Light Arena can you find such excitement, such epic vi0lence, such amazing feats of... uh... bravado?! Turnip.. well, he likes his veggies and puns, so he'll try to toss up some victory here with his magical green beans and his dashing little sword. So what if the tiny tortoise can breath fire?  Turnip may be a vegetable, but he's not scared of a little flame.  Turnip's so freakin magical that he once beat up the Jolly Green Giant in a game of hopscotch. If that doesn't inspire fear in you, nothing will. Time to fry, Kiwi!

NOTE:  Censor issues led to intentional misspellings of daeth and vi0lence in this writeup.
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