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Yuna (vs. Malik "YES MOMMY" Bendict)
« on: April 04, 2008, 09:32:51 PM »
Back from a fresh championship, the lady Summoner from Spira is ready for another season full of evil overlords and absolute nutjobs! Speaking of nutjobs, Yuna's first new challenger in season 41 is quite the poster boy for inane madness: Malik Bendict, besides being a Prophet, is rather -oedipally- obsessive, being bent on reviving his dead mother for no good reason - at least, no good reason that wouldn't squick the mind. However, Yuna has little time to deal with Bendict's insanity. The Prophet will simply have to talk to her Aeons instead, while they destroy Malik with their status immunity and notable magical offense. It may be a cruel fate for a person this deranged, but Yuna knows that pity isn't forgiven in the arena. It's time, once more, for the power of the Summoner to take over.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Yuna (vs. Malik "YES MOMMY" Bendict)
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 02:27:41 AM »
Back from a fresh championship, the lady Summoner from Spira is ready for another season full of evil overlords and absolute nutjobs! Speaking of nutjobs, Yuna's first new challenger in season 41 is quite the poster boy for inane madness: Malik Benedict, besides being a Prophet, is rather -oedipally- obsessive, being bent on reviving his dead mother for no good reason - at least, no good reason that wouldn't squick the mind. However, Yuna has little time to deal with Benedict's insanity. The Prophet will simply have to talk to her Aeons instead, while they destroy Malik with their status immunity and notable magical offense. It may be a cruel fate for a person this deranged, but Yuna knows that pity is worthless in the arena. It's time, once more, for the power of the Summoner to take over.