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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Kiwi (vs. Turnip)
« on: April 04, 2008, 10:11:02 PM »
Rawr, it's KIWI time! The beloved mascot of the second Shining Force rises to the challenge and brings forth his excellent mix of strength, defense and firebreathing goodness to make Light submit! And his newest opponent is... uh... a turnip. More importantly, a Turnip. Well, there's some irony within the Duelling League's innermost workings. Either that or people just clamored for a battle of fruit (although Kiwi is a tortoise) against vegetable (although Turnip is a... um... SWORD-WIELDING VEGETABLE. Yes, that makes it completely different). But this is such an easy match for Kiwi, really: with his superior defense, he can easily withstand the pathetic turnip's slashes, and a single fire breath should burn this turnip into a crisp, just like logic kindly dictates. It's Kiwi time indeed, and the greater mascot will advance!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Kiwi (vs. Turnip)
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 03:57:48 AM »
Rawr, it's KIWI time! The mascot of the second Shining Force rises to the challenge and brings forth his mix of strength, defense and firebreathing goodness! And his newest opponent is... uh... a Turnip.  Well, there's some irony within the RPGDL's innermost workings. Either that or people just clamored for a battle of fruit (although Kiwi is a tortoise) against vegetable (although Turnip is a... um... SWORD-WIELDING VEGETABLE). But this is such an easy match for Kiwi, really: with his superior defense, he can easily withstand the pathetic turnip's slashes, and a single fire breath should burn this turnip into a crisp. It's Kiwi time indeed, and the greater mascot will advance!