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Jeremy (vs. Sir Leopold)
« on: April 05, 2008, 01:02:40 AM »
As a soldier in good standing in Brionac, Jeremy is used to fighting all sorts of creatures, from the mightiest monsters to a pack of no good punks. But a dog? That's the best Godlike can offer? Possesed or not, Sir Leopold cannot hold a candle to Jeremy. Leopold cannot make Jeremy lose his turns-and that's a real pity, since he's going to get so many of them! Being both incredibly fast and strong would be enough, but Jeremy wields the power of Inertia canceling, allowing him to get a massive headstart on his opponent! And his powerful Vulcan Cannon will make short work of Leopold's shoddy defense. Jeremy will quite simply rain death upon the hapless dog, who will be hard-pressed to do anything but offer a token defense as Jeremy fills the overgrown canine with lead. Mowing down a dog is somewhat unorthodox as far as military service goes, but Jeremy is willing to do whatever is required to win, and Heavy will undoubtedly tremble at the slaughterhouse it will soon become.
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Re: Jeremy (vs. Sir Leopold)
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 03:47:58 AM »
As a soldier in good standing in Brionac, Jeremy is used to fighting all sorts of creatures, from the mightiest monsters to a pack of no good punks. But a dog? That's the best Heavy can offer? Leopold cannot make Jeremy lose his turns-and that's a real pity, since he's going to get so many of them! Being both incredibly fast and strong would be enough, but Jeremy wields the power of Inertia Canceling, allowing him to get a massive head start on his opponent. And his powerful Vulcan Cannon will make short work of Leopold's shoddy defense. Jeremy will quite simply rain scorching hot lead death upon the hapless dog, Mowing down a dog is somewhat unorthodox as far as military service goes, but Jeremy is willing to do whatever is required to win, and Heavy will undoubtedly tremble at the slaughterhouse it will soon become.