Hello, and welcome back to RPGmon Classic Draft League, Week 3!
We start our weekly report with breaking news. Recent arguments over potential Aim-bot usage by Star Ocean 3 characters, taking advantage of their virtual status, has caused an uproar among the league. Star Ocean 3 representative Maria Traydor claimed they were "Perfectly legitimate User Interface Mods" that did not violate the Dueling League Terms of Service. In a stunning response today, The Draft League Board of Directors moved to suspend all Star Ocean 3 characters until the charges are settled. As a result, Nel has been replaced on Team Namagomi by vampire Keith Valentine, while Team Clear Tranquil had a number of empty lockers this week, with Fayt, Peppita, and Roger being replaced by Shadow, Eiko, and Porom. More on this subject as the news breaks.
In other league news, 3/8 players have requested a change to CT drop on death. If the majority chimes in in favor of removing this effect, it will be in place for the tournament to follow starting next week.
Now, to the results!
Team Magic Dance vs. Team Unoriginal
(Worker 8[FFT]/Tengaar[S2]/Cleo[S1]) vs. (Geno[SMRPG]/Noa[LoL]/Colette[ToS])
Robot battles continued this week in the Blue Division! Team Unoriginal sent out doll warrior Geno against Suikoden's Cleo. This match was all about single, devastating blows, as Geno blew Cleo out of the arena and consciousness with Geno Whirl. When faced with Worker 8 with its full cooking protocols engaged (and chef's hat), he chose to withdraw in favor of Colette, perhaps hoping her predilection for property damage would work on the metallic Juggernaut. However, Worker 8's Canning Protocol: Compress knocked Colette out in a single blow. When Geno returned to the battlefield, he apparently qualified for Follow-Up Garnish Protocol Alpha, and was Compressed as well despite a defensive Geno Boost. Upon seeing this sort of slaughter, Noa reported locked herself in the arena bathroom and refused to come out until well after dinnertime. Tengaar, impressed with her robotic ally, has reported been forcing Hix into cooking classes. Match to Team Magic Dance, (2-0)
Team Namagomi vs. Team Shock Therapy
(Nel[SO3]/Caina[WA2]/Vinsfeld[WA2]) vs.(Gau[FF6]/Sceptile[PKMN]/Pikachu[PKMN])
We unfortunately have no live footage from this match, viewers. The fight, as a promotional tie in due to Pikachu's sponsorship of Team Shock Therapy, was due to be held upon the famous Spear Pillar of Sinnoh. Unfortunately, the strange time-space manipulation in the area caused a never-ending series of technical problems. The fight was delayed practically beyond our air deadline, though our reporters say that Nel, in an attempt to evade members of the Board of Directors enforcement squads concerning this week's Suspension, employed some Star Ocean-style Item Creation for the classic ninja tactic of, "Eat this and we'll call it a draw." Both Gau and Sceptile heartily agreed before Nel fled the scene. Draw Game!
Blasty/Stabby/Damp vs. Team Yakumo
(Artea[L2]/Kornell[G3]/Lani[FF9]) vs. (Lyon[S5]/Beowulf[FFT]/Gijimu[S2])
This week's match opened Light to Light- Champion and now Upgrader Lani vs. ex-champ and Upgrader Gijimu. Gijimu's opening Double Beat nearly took Lani apart in a single blow- Except that it was slow enough to be sandwiched between a pair of Blizzaras. Next up was Royal Bodyguard Lyon, who was too slow to avoid a touch of frostbite herself before knocking out Lani with Silent Afterglow. Elf Artea continued the team strategy of "Never-ending Homogenous Magical Onslaught" by Zapping Lyon, and getting the jump on Beowulf. Attempting to stop the bleeding (Though, to be honest, it was entirely ice and electrical burns), Beowulf attempted to lock out Artea's ability to fight with Don't Act. Unfortunately, the technique missed, and his Aegis Shield did not guard from the finishing Zap. Kornell was reportedly still in the team's locker room, trying to figure out exactly where he fit into this week's plan. Match to Blasty/Stabby/Damp, (2-0)
Team Clear Tranquil vs. Team Onion Knights
(Fayt[SO3]/Peppita[SO3]/Shana[LoD]) vs. (Ho-oh[PKMN]/Belenus[VP]/Celine Jules[SO2])
This week's most epic match began with swordsman Fayt facing down Legendary Bird Ho-oh. An opening Sacred Fire struck the first blow, but the Pokemon was sent fleeing for the sidelines after a single blow of Fayt's Ice Blade combination striking weakness. In his place came Einherjar Belenus, who despite his deceased nature took no additional damage from Fayt's Divine Blade, enduring and eventually surpassing Fayt with a devastating Extreme Void. Out came young dancer Peppita, who proceeded to… prance around oddly. Apparently Belenus was just as confused by this turn of events, as he proceeded to stare at his sword hilt until taken out with a swift boot to the head. Sorceress Celine proceeded to bombard the battlefield with Meteor Swarm, but was taken in by the madness-inducing cheer of Peppita's choreography. Unfortunately, while her dancing drew Celine into a bewildered state, Peppita's physical blows knocked her out of it. The two traded assaults like this, but Peppita's healing dance proved to be enough to survive the slugfest. However, her healing was for naught as another blazing Sacred Fire was enough to blow her clear out of the arena. Wounded, the Golden Firebird faced the Silver Dragoon, Shana. However, her opening blow barely scraped feathers, much less drew blood, and Ho-oh quickly Recovered. This gap in time, however, gave her enough time to unlock her Dragoon Transformation on the next round, as she prepared her strongest attack, White Silver Dragon. Ho-oh answered the challenge by charging for a Sky Attack of his own. When the smoke cleared, it was Shana that struck first- but Ho-oh who was left standing. Match to Team Onion Knights, (1-0)
This weeks standings show a bit of movement- Team Onion Knights climbs out of the basement, while Team Magic Dance looks to run away with the Blue division title, barring a clean sweep by Unoriginal. If a tiebreak remains at the bottom of the Blue Division after this week, it will be broken by the ultimate arbiter of love and justice- Hatbot.
Blue Division
Namagomi, Taishyr, Unoriginal, Excal
1.(2-0, 4 Left) Team Magic Dance (Run by Excal): Worker 8, Eirika, Alma, Tengaar, Cleo, Rafa
2.(1-1, 1 Left) Team Unoriginal: Geno, Presea, Noa, Ayne, Collette, Taya
3t.(0-1-1)Team Namagomi: Keith Valentine, Geddoe, Sara (BoF1), Caina, Vinsfeld Rhamadanthus, Ruprecht
3t.(0-1-1)Team Shock Therapy(Run by Taishyr): Gau, Sharon( Legaia 2), Sceptile, Robo, Pikachu, Fu So Ya
Ryu5 Division
Snowfire, Yakumo, Clear Tranquil, Captain K.
1.(2-0, 4 Left) Blasty/Stabby/Damp(run by Snowfire): Artea, Millenia, Kornell, Margulis, Lani, Bernadette
2.(1-1, 2 Left)Team Yakumo: Maya Amano, Lyon, Beowulf, Florina, Jean (BoF2), Gijimu
3.(1-1, 1 Left)Team Onion Knights (Run by Captain K.): Ho-oh, Selan, Kyle(S5), Belenus, Celine Jules, Peco
4.(0-2)Team Clear Tranquil: Feena, Shadow, Eiko, Yulie, Porom, Shana
This week's Matchups:
Edit Note Due to this week's late posting, match deadlines are extended through to April 16th (Next Wednesday). Get 'em in by them!
Team Magic Dance v. Team Shock Therapy
Team Unoriginal v. Team Namagomi
Team Clear Tranquil v. Blasty Stabby Damp
Team Yakumo v. Team Onion Knights
Unused Character Alert List: Use 'em or take standing penalties!
(The penalty being a series of painful blows with a claw hammer. You decide if it's really worth it.)
Team Magic Dance: CLEAR!
Team Unoriginal: Presea, Ayne
Team Namagomi: Geddoe, Sara
Team Shock Therapy: Fu So Ya
Blasty/Stabby/Damp: Millenia, Bernadette
Team Yakumo: Florina
Team Clear Tranquil: Porom (Roger Replacement)
Team Onion Knights: Selan
Final Note- My apologies if I forgot any team name changes this week- PM them to me and I'll switch them right away.