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Shady (vs. Ard)
« on: April 12, 2008, 01:57:10 AM »
The quantum kitty flies again! Yes, Shady Thousand makes his long-awaited return this week, to the delight of his adoring fans everywhere. And what better way than to show off his incredible skills than in an all-Wild ARMs duel to showcase some of the best of Light? And it's a match that the feline sidekick has a decided advantage in. While under normal circumstances, Ard might easily outdamage Shady, this is not the case when the reptilian scientific assistant is bereft of his master's help. Yes, without Liz's various mixed bug concoctions, this big lizard is decidely weak offensively, not to mention slow and inaccurate to boot! Shady's incredible agility will make a mockery of Ard, just as his breath attacks will alternately freeze and cook his lizard opponents. With Alfred fighting in the neighbouring arena, Schroedinger's cat will not fail in holding up his end of the family's honour this week!

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Re: Shady (vs. Ard)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 03:17:38 AM »
The quantum kitty flies again! Yes, Shady Thousand makes his long-awaited return this week, to the delight of his adoring fans everywhere. And what better way than to show off his incredible skills than in an all-Wild ARMs, animal-mascot-extravaganza duel to showcase some of the best sidekicks Light has to offer? And it's a match that the sub-atomic feline has a decided advantage in. While under normal circumstances, Ard might easily outdamage Shady, this is not the case when the reptilian scientific assistant is bereft of his master's help. Yes, without Liz's various mixed bug concoctions, this big lizard's attacks are decidedly weak, not to mention slow and inaccurate to boot! Shady's incredible agility will make a mockery of Ard's unenhanced blows, just as his breath attacks will alternately freeze and cook his lizard opponent. With Alfred fighting in the neighboring arena, Schroedinger's cat will not fail to do his part to hold up their end of the family honor this week!
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