Author Topic: Rody (vs. Dinn)  (Read 346 times)

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Rody (vs. Dinn)
« on: April 12, 2008, 02:04:36 AM »
IT'S TIME FOR THE RODY HAND TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF THE INFIDELS - ahem. The promising young apprentice of the great magess Estella is finally back to show the might of his magic in the Duelling League! It is so promising that he will perform magics even though the dynamic Rody does not have spellcasting runes! That's how good a true magician is! Well, okay, he just can't use magic anyway, but HE SWINGS TWICE WITH HIS BROOM! YES. And having such great powers of thwacking people twice with a broom, he shall conquer the entire arena! Who cares if his enemy is a mighty commander, an experienced, battle-hardened soldier? Rody is a witchy boy and he has a broom with which he can thwack things twice! And he even has a Firefly Rune to attract all enemy attacks to him! With all the attention he'll get, the mighty Rody Hand shall cleanse the world of the infidels - oops!
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Re: Rody (vs. Dinn)
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 03:00:16 AM »
Estella's promising young apprentice is back to show the might of his magic in the Duelling League! It is so promising that he will perform magics even though the dynamic Rody does not have spellcasting runes! That's how good a true magician is! Well, okay, he won't, but HE SWINGS TWICE WITH HIS BROOM! And with his great powers of thwacking, he shall conquer the entire arena! Who cares if his enemy is a mighty commander, an experienced, battle-hardened soldier? Rody is a witchy boy and he has a broom with which he can thwack things twice! And he even has a Firefly Rune to attract all enemy attacks to him! With all the attention he'll get, the mighty Rody Hand shall cleanse the world of the infidels - oops!
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