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Assuming bullet to the face, lesbian orgies and fire are not available options

Mariel (WA ACF)
2 (13.3%)
Shiho (VP)
5 (33.3%)
No fires, bullets or lesbian orgies. But Universe implosion, Yes!
8 (53.3%)

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Author Topic: Match of never ending DOOM  (Read 1908 times)

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Match of never ending DOOM
« on: May 11, 2008, 07:02:15 AM »
This came up as a result of S43's match ups. Luckily this did not happen on the main DL site. Unfortunately, I am bored enough from writing my work term report to create a topic for it. So here's the scoop:

ACF Mariel can restore her MP, can restore her HP using magic but has craptastic stats all around.

Shiho only has Wait Reaction as an attack option.

Both deal similar damage, neither has fatal status (silence in this case, ID, petrify, etc.). And no old age does not kill either off since Shiho's already dead and technically a ghost. Mariel is immortal.

So! Barring all the easy paths of escape are gone...WHO WINS?
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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 07:24:48 AM »
Implosion is the only option.
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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 07:33:28 AM »
If voted Shiho, just like I would in the DL. It's obviously a stalemate to the death...except I give Mariel some kind of level penalty. So...maybe I'm feeling nice and Mariel has 80% the levels of everyone else. I think considering her durability and damage at that point, I'm seeing her as the one who is more stalled/healing more/Guard Reinforce will make her cry.
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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 07:36:44 AM »
Having only watched Alter Code F...  how good is the flee option in it, assuming there is one?  Assuming that actual players have to play this one out, eventually somebody will misclick and accidentally flee.  According to the VP instruction manual, this only works 70% of the time for Shiho, so she'll be forced back into battle 30% of the time.  If ACF has perfect fleeing, then the odds are in Shiho's favor!  (If ACF has worse fleeing or none at all without an Escape spell, then Mariel probably takes this one.)

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 07:52:34 AM »
... you are -not- hyping Run Away commands in the DL.
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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 07:55:31 AM »
All DL matches are reffed by Wobbuffets.  There is no escape from the grasp of catastrophe.  *nodnod*

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2008, 08:40:09 AM »
If voted Shiho, just like I would in the DL. It's obviously a stalemate to the death...except I give Mariel some kind of level penalty. So...maybe I'm feeling nice and Mariel has 80% the levels of everyone else. I think considering her durability and damage at that point, I'm seeing her as the one who is more stalled/healing more/Guard Reinforce will make her cry.

Guard Reinforce is OPB (though it lasts ten turns), so in an infinite fight its effect is negligible.

Inclined to agree with you otherwise. When in doubt, tiebreak against Mariel's level.

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 10:58:52 AM »
This is just so pathetic of a fight and an unwinable one for each fighter. I'll give it to Mariel though because, well I don't quite know. Maybe its because Shiho will eventually be called back by Lenneth, while Mariel's brother will properly give her the guardian blade so this terrible match will end.

So the question is, who has more patience? Vassim or Lenneth?

I say Vassim as Lenneth has a job to do and he has proven he can be at least 1000 years without his sister. So Lenneth comes in first and DQs Shiho.

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2008, 02:28:22 PM »
If nothing else I'd tiebreak in Shiho's favor. It may be amusing to only give her Wait Reaction, but a simple low level spell would give her the match here.

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 06:07:52 PM »
Going with the "Shiho does more damage over the course of forever so she wins" approach here.
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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 06:40:54 PM »
Going with the "not allowing a skill that has to be purchased for the character and is not unique therefore Shiho does no damage ever" approach myself.

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 06:56:39 PM »
*therefore Shiho never even gets turns

It's a fair view, just correcting it. No Wait Reaction means Shiho sits in a state of paralysis in-game. In order for a VP mage to cast a menu spell she needs to give up her attack that turn, and no Wait Reaction + no attack spells = no attack to give up.

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 07:26:55 PM »
Unless Shiho manages to keep up a constant threat of a 2HKO (...what?), I'm seeing Mariel as winning this - she can alternate between healing and attacking, right?

But still, universe implosion is FAR more likely.

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 08:55:45 PM »
Ah.  Well, that just means the match eventually ends instead of having to be tiebroken. :P

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Re: Match of never ending DOOM
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 10:13:48 PM »
...universe implodes, obviously.