It's an Earthquake! It's a Volcano! It's a... it's a... OH GOD, IT'S A BRIGHT AND SUNNY DAY! That can only mean one thing, and it shall spell doom for us all... it means that Groudon, the Continent Pokemon, has arrived, and he thirsts for battle! Challenging the mighty prehistoric Pokemon who fought on equal grounds against the legendary Kyogre, is... none other than a simple, lecherous ninja - said ninja being well-known for bouts of sheer brilliance such as attacking the Fiend of Fire with a blazing ninjitsu and taking back double the conflagration as a result. And, while Groudon is not a fiery fiend, he does have his own fire breath to scorch Edge with! With his massive defenses, frightening raw power, generally intimidating appearance and nigh-unsurmountable will, Groudon will simply crush this nuisance with a single swipe. The prince of Eblan won't know what knocked him cold!
