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superaielman

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Kraken (Vs Yulie)
« on: July 24, 2009, 03:07:11 PM »
Blah blah blah endless sacrifice sweet little girl innocent etc.  BORING. What does an evil mollusk from the unthinkable inky depths have to do to get a hot woman to fight?! Tentacles plus hot women go together damn it! Instead the Great Old Ones mock Kraken and throw a girl way too young at him. Kraken, while vile and horrible, prefers his women to be more mature.  Perhaps next week -no, another ugly old man and some freakish dragon creature. At least it's an easy win for Chaos's fiend of water. Yulie has absolutely no physical durability to speak of, thanks to her aforementioned status as a little girl. Everyone knows that Kraken specializes in brutal physical attacks, making this fight as easy to decide as can be.
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Re: Kraken (Vs Yulie)
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 03:11:18 AM »
Blah blah blah endless sacrifice sweet little girl innocent etc. BORING. What does an evil mollusk from the unthinkable inky depths have to do to get a hot woman to fight?! Instead the Great Old Ones mock Kraken and throw a girl way too young at him. Perhaps next week -no, another ugly old man and some freakish dragon creature. At least it's an easy win this time around. Yulie has absolutely no physical durability to speak of, thanks to her aforementioned status as a little girl. Everyone knows that Kraken specializes in truly brutal physical attacks, making this quick fight as easy to decide as can be.