Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 238841 times)

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3575 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:21:21 AM »

You make it sound like the internet isn't a malevolent deity out to kill us all.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #3576 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on December 07, 2009, 03:41:33 AM

Who cares about eloquence when you had an awesome date?

Quote from: Shale on December 07, 2009, 04:11:20 AM

Snow....*awesome* date?

MY BRAINS

Fixed.

In all seriousness, I am kind of curious how one of our resident people-haters ended up on a date? Is it a real-life date, or some kind of internet thing, or what? It was with a -human-, right?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3577 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:32:41 AM »

I've been hating people less lately. Also, hating people isn't mutually exclusive to having dates. It just can lead to very awkward hatesex in the end of it.

And yes, it was with a human being, unless he was actually a Terminator and didn't tell me. Which, considering how the Tallyvolution is underway even now, isn't entirely dismissable as a hypothesis. Still, it was just very pleasant. He's a charming, intelligent fellow, and it was a fun evening.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3578 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:35:58 AM »

Oh, wait. Hatesex is supposed to be -awkward-? Not, uh... ...right. I suppose I can put the iron maiden away, then.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3579 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:37:19 AM »

I'd suggest keeping the iron maiden just so you get your share of entertainment regardless of what happens in that night.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3580 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:39:42 AM »

Oooh, good point.

...what about the brain-eating parasites?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3581 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:41:55 AM »

Those you only bust out after she/he takes off the clothes.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3582 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:43:38 AM »

Wait, what? If they've already taken off their clothes then I presume they're there for the Soylent Green line.

EDIT: Oooh, though I did just get a good idea.

THINKING SOYLENT GREEN, for the THINKING MAN OR WOMAN

or

HIGHLY REFINED SOYLENT GREEN, for when you JUST NEED A HIT THEN AND THERE.

Alternate 50/50 on who gets which. Sound good?

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3583 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:46:05 AM »

Well the brain slugs are just there to make them open to... suggestion, no? Most people won't walk into a food processor.

TranceHime · « **Reply #3584 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:46:36 AM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on December 07, 2009, 05:46:05 AM

Well the brain slugs are just there to make them open to... suggestion, no? Most people won't walk into a food processor.

You'd be surprised. The possibilities are out there.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #3585 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:48:14 AM »

Yes but you can't count on the exceptions to maintain your preserved food empire.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3586 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:49:52 AM »

I tell them there's boobs or cocks in there (and for some people, there's both).

Works well enough.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3587 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:50:30 AM »

Quote from: Taitoro on December 07, 2009, 05:43:38 AM

Wait, what? If they've already taken off their clothes then I presume they're there for the Soylent Green line.

EDIT: Oooh, though I did just get a good idea.

THINKING SOYLENT GREEN, for the THINKING MAN OR WOMAN

or

HIGHLY REFINED SOYLENT GREEN, for when you JUST NEED A HIT THEN AND THERE.

Alternate 50/50 on who gets which. Sound good?

You know, at -that- point, you could embody a black widow and it'd probably be a turn-on for the person anyway. You made me think of Soylent Green as lube, though, and I think you deserve fire and a cookies for that. At the same time.

Taishyr · « **Reply #3588 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:52:30 AM »

Soylent Green: 100% human-based lubricant. Don't worry about any unnatural chemicals, Soylent Green slides right in~

Huh. Actually, biodegradable condoms work better for that idea, don't they.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3589 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:53:25 AM »

Also politically correct!

(yes i know)

Taishyr · « **Reply #3590 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:55:39 AM »

Man, the potential for Soylent Green based merchandising is actually pretty immense, thinking on it.

...and now I'm imagining D&D Soylent Green Succubi. "Don't worry, we'll eat you, we'll eat you~"

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3591 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:56:03 AM »

Can we split the profits then?

Taishyr · « **Reply #3592 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:56:57 AM »

Sure. Need someone to run the branch in the South Americas anyway, so~

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3593 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:58:23 AM »

Calling dibs on the Soylent Green bikini, then.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #3594 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:04:11 AM »

Wow, that's a pretty horrifying conversation.

It's too bad video game writers don't have you guys around for inspiration when they are writing their antagonists' plans and motives. There'd be a lot more truly terrifying videogame villains....

Taishyr · « **Reply #3595 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:05:27 AM »

Oddly enough I tend to prefer writing anti-villians. Far more interesting to me.

Snow: Fine, but I take the Soylent Green bikini wax product line.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #3596 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:09:28 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on December 07, 2009, 06:04:11 AM

Wow, that's a pretty horrifying conversation.

It's too bad video game writers don't have you guys around for inspiration when they are writing their antagonists' plans and motives. There'd be a lot more truly terrifying videogame villains....

Who said anything about villainous intentions?

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #3597 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:27:14 AM »

I'm pretty sure that at least a couple villains have been based on me.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #3598 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Rob the Stampede on December 07, 2009, 06:27:14 AM

I'm pretty sure that at least a couple villains have been based on me.

Antenora?

Grefter · « **Reply #3599 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:30:49 AM »

The Jesus Terminator from the Bible RPG was based on Rob.

I fail to see how a kettle that produces only Lapsang Souchong is a bad thing, you can always use multiple kettles.

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