Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 238876 times)

Grefter · « **Reply #425 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:41:12 PM »

Only if you say "I'm not a doctor but I write about them in my online journal and my fursona is a Vet."

Strago · « **Reply #426 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:52:17 PM »

I'm not a Doctor, but I do like sex.

Eh?

Grefter · « **Reply #427 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:55:41 PM »

I like sex, I'm not a bricklayer!

Strago · « **Reply #428 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:05:19 PM »

I may be a virgin, but at least I'm also a Diplodocus.

Bardiche · « **Reply #429 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:21:49 PM »

I'm completely confused.

Grefter · « **Reply #430 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:22:33 PM »

Yes. Yes, this is a fertile virgin, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this sex, and we will call it... "This Virgin." I think we should call it "your grave!" Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha ...

Strago · « **Reply #431 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:57:56 PM »

As Grefter Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic Sex Rollercoaster.

Grefter · « **Reply #432 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:12:10 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AWv0G41Buw Is all I can think of (Sex Joke Here).

Strago · « **Reply #433 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:25:54 PM »

MY OFFICE NETWORK BLOCKS YOUTUBE GREFTER HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KEEP PLAYING THE GAME NOW HUH?

Grefter · « **Reply #434 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:33:16 PM »

Well linking a video is pretty much conceding defeat anyway, but here is the lyrics to the song in small size so as to not be stupid big.

You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
You're such a puddin' I shouldn't I couldn't
I'm a gorilla in a wooden keg

Cruise around town with the windows down
Shakin' all 'round to the stereo sound
Cruise around town with the windows down
Shakin' all up to the summertime sound

You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed

[scat singing] Say what?!?
[scat singing] Say what?!?
[scat singing] Say,
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
(you say to me, you say..) Say,
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
(you say to me, you say..)

Baby, I can drive you crazy
Baby (Say what?!?)
Maybe, maybe later you can meet my ol' lady (lady)
Baby (baby)
Baby (baby), I can drive you crazy (crazy)
Baby (baby)
Maybe (maybe), maybe later you can meet my ol' lady (lady)
(she dig ya...)

You're vine-ripened, I'm now frightened
By the lightning in my legs
You're such a screamin' dream I'm leanin'
To the demons in my head (in my head)

Cruise around town with the windows down
Shakin' all 'round to the stereo sound
Cruise around town with the windows down
Shakin' all up to the summertime sound

You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
Say,
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed

I said
Baby (baby), I can drive you crazy (crazy)
Baby (baby)
Maybe (maybe), maybe later you can meet my ol' lady (lady)
Baby (baby)
Baby (baby), I can drive you crazy (crazy)
Baby (baby)
Maybe (maybe), maybe later you can meet my ol' lady (I can be your ol' lady!)
(she dig ya..)

You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
Say,
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
I said,
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
Baby, I can drive you crazy
in a big four-poster bed
Baby
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
Baby, I can drive you crazy
in a big four-poster bed
Baby

You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed

It loses a little something without the video and audio sadly.

AAA · « **Reply #435 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:33:43 PM »

Get a room, you two.

Tide · « **Reply #436 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:06:21 AM »

Tide + not wanting to do work + Photoshop =

http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wheeg.jpg

Profit

superaielman · « **Reply #437 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:17:35 PM »

Forgetting my lab homework was not the smartest move ever. Damn the lack of chat at work.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #438 on:** March 28, 2009, 06:43:14 PM »

Guess what I found out in my folks' garage today?

A flamethrower. I am now seeking a backpack large enough to hold a propane tank.

Cotigo · « **Reply #439 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:12:21 PM »

Laptops are nice. Small acer laptops designed solely to take notes in class and for schoolwork are nicer. Coworkers who sell them for half price even though they bought it just two months ago because they need money are absolutely bitchin'.

Necessary internet connection to write papers are less so. So easily distracted.

On an unrelated note, Confidence. Damn it confidence. Get it.

Strago · « **Reply #440 on:** March 30, 2009, 01:49:17 AM »

Report on last night's date:

It was completely rad.

WOO.

Bardiche · « **Reply #441 on:** March 30, 2009, 01:54:46 AM »

Details are needed.

Tell me, great Strago, what strategies to employ to be succesful with the fairer gender. (assuming you dated a girl)

(not to imply that homosexuality is wrong)

(nor to imply you should be homosexual)

(which wouldn't be a problem, mind you)

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #442 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:07:22 AM »

Man, and I thought I was good at putting my foot into my mouth.

superaielman · « **Reply #443 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:09:03 AM »

Zidane FFT avatar. Are you shocked?

Bardiche · « **Reply #444 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:18:00 AM »

Quote from: superaielman on March 30, 2009, 02:09:03 AM

Zidane FFT avatar. Are you shocked?

I could also go for SQUALL if that's better.

Strago · « **Reply #445 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:20:14 AM »

Alright, well. Highlight of the night (at least as far as I'm sharing with the wider interwebs):

So early on we're talking about being back at Wesleyan, and I sort of get backed into the corner of mentioning that I returned to campus recently to play D&D with my friends. Not that I really cared; I've long since stopped being embarrassed about it, and I just felt like being myself completely. We ended up talking a little bit about it. She even asked me a little about how it works, which was cute. But anyway, shortly after that I got a text message from my friend Tori, which read:

STOP LOOKING AT TEXTS ON YOUR DATE

I laughed and showed it to my date, who got a kick out of it. And then took the phone from me and sent Tori the following response:

I'M TALKING D&D HOW AM I DOING

And from then on it was just completely effortless. Woot.

NINJA'D: Squall is not better than anything.

Bardiche · « **Reply #446 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:24:06 AM »

Sounds like you had a great time.

Damnit. I'll try talking DND next time, then.

actually, I recall doing that once and it kind of didn't work for me. Clearly you have something I don't.

Strago · « **Reply #447 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:27:25 AM »

It helps to be naturally charming as all get-out.

Shale · « **Reply #448 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:50:12 AM »

What, did you see someone who was?

Grefter · « **Reply #449 on:** March 30, 2009, 01:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Strago on March 30, 2009, 02:20:14 AM

Alright, well. Highlight of the night (at least as far as I'm sharing with the wider interwebs):

So early on we're talking about being back at Wesleyan, and I sort of get backed into the corner of mentioning that I returned to campus recently to play D&D with my friends. Not that I really cared; I've long since stopped being embarrassed about it, and I just felt like being myself completely. We ended up talking a little bit about it. She even asked me a little about how it works, which was cute. But anyway, shortly after that I got a text message from my friend Tori, which read:

STOP LOOKING AT TEXTS ON YOUR DATE

I laughed and showed it to my date, who got a kick out of it. And then took the phone from me and sent Tori the following response:

I'M TALKING D&D HOW AM I DOING

And from then on it was just completely effortless. Woot.

NINJA'D: Squall is not better than anything.

There is a joke here about Strago bringing up roleplaying with his dates suggesting that it is okay for them to get out the strap on, but that would imply that he was seeing a female in the first place, so this is a joke I am not making.

Edit - Oh yeah and I moved out on Sunday.

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Author Topic: DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009! (Read 238876 times)

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