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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #525 on: April 14, 2009, 03:48:47 PM »
holy crap i got a callback for a second interview for one of the best feasible jobs i've applied to and i totally wasn't expecting this to happen.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #526 on: April 14, 2009, 04:29:16 PM »
My day: A timeline.

7:30 a.m.: Local hotel, supposed to open for business next month, is on fire. I take pictures of it burning to the point of total loss.

12:30 p.m.: Maybe 200 feet from the hotel (which at this point has only just stopped being on fire), a woman driving on the highway with two of her granddaughters is hit by a propane truck. They all died.

1:15 p.m.: I return to the office to find that Harry Kalas, voice of my favorite team on radio and television for longer than I've been alive, is dead.

5 p.m.: My boss gets a call from a lieutenant in the local police claiming that after being told that the accident scene mentioned above was closed to reporters, I rushed past police and firefighters to the car to try to get a shot of the corpses and then ran away. What actually happened: I walked to the hotel to get pictures of the fire damage, and then left. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

Some days it doesn't pay to get up.

Ouch.  And you got fired for that?  What the hell, man?  Are there other people on the police force who might corroborate your side of the story?  Or anybody who was with you?

I think the moral here is Fuck the Police.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #527 on: April 14, 2009, 04:53:20 PM »
Oh, my job's safe; my editor believes me, at least. My relationship with the local police seems pretty well wrecked, though.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #528 on: April 14, 2009, 05:17:57 PM »
Ah.  Your post in the happiness (it's a warm gun) topic led me to believe otherwise.

The moral doesn't really change, though.  Whether they actually believe you crossed the lines or not it wreaks of an abuse of power.  What's that?  A police force in the U.S. abusing their power and making citizens' lives worse and not better?

Fuck the police.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #529 on: April 14, 2009, 05:29:12 PM »
Oh. Yeah, I'm emo about the job market because my current job is crap, not because I'm unemployed.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #530 on: April 15, 2009, 12:00:09 PM »
So.... the cops can hold it against you without proof that you took the picture (Like say looking through your photos if you offer it?).

Yeah epic police fail.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #531 on: April 15, 2009, 11:15:21 PM »
Job interview done. They won't give an answer until at least next week, but: from the initial selection, only five were selected for four openings to the interview phase. The interviewer made it clear that they really need the people. One of the five selected people didn't make it to the interview. And, overall, it went really well. Fun stuff.

Think this is going places, and it's a pretty sweet spot (34 hours a week, paid overtime, transportation and lunch tickets covered by the employers, partial medical/dental health plans. Not counting those benefits, 1,700/month salary. Pretty good). I'm crossing my fingers here.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #532 on: April 16, 2009, 02:45:07 AM »
I am so elated. No more PAPERS FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER! One more week left and I am DONE. Summa-summa-summa-tiiiiiime ~ (summa' time!)

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #533 on: April 16, 2009, 02:48:08 AM »
You whore, it's just getting crunch time for me.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #534 on: April 16, 2009, 02:52:08 AM »
Suffer, bitch! Suffer!

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #535 on: April 16, 2009, 03:23:33 PM »
FUCK YEAH THEY'RE HIRING ME
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #536 on: April 16, 2009, 03:36:48 PM »
FUCK YEAH THEY'RE HIRING ME

Oh, those pitiful co-workers of yours, to suffer the same abuse you have me go through. ;_;

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #537 on: April 16, 2009, 03:42:53 PM »
Congrats Snow. No more selling yourself on the street corner for cigarette money, now you can just do it for fun.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #538 on: April 16, 2009, 03:45:00 PM »
FUCK YEAH THEY'RE HIRING ME

Oh, those pitiful co-workers of yours, to suffer the same abuse you have me go through. ;_;

I doubt they're going to openly hit on Niu. They're probably safe.

Congrats Snow. No more selling yourself on the street corner for cigarette money, now you can just do it for fun.

Damn righ- oh wait.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #539 on: April 16, 2009, 03:45:14 PM »
Congrats Snow. No more selling yourself on the street corner for cigarette money, now you can just do it for an X-Box as well.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #540 on: April 16, 2009, 04:32:16 PM »
Congrats Snow. No more selling yourself on the street corner for cigarette money, now you can just do it to spread gonorrhea to your enemies.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #541 on: April 17, 2009, 04:39:47 AM »
Checked out some apartments today.  Pretty nice for the price and there is a weight room and swimming pool on the site as well.  The only scary part is that nutria live in the area and those little bastards are evil!  Might have to buy a silencer for the ol .22 and take on the infestation myself.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #542 on: April 17, 2009, 05:56:02 AM »
What're nutria?


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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #543 on: April 17, 2009, 06:06:43 AM »
Kind of like a beaver, but with all the worst qualities of a rat.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #544 on: April 17, 2009, 01:30:19 PM »
The good: I had lots of fun at the debate championship as support staff, I got to meet people, the overnight event I attended was awesome.

The bad: I didn't get much sleep.

The ugly: When I got back home, to my dismay, my laptop decides to die on me. I mean, when I turned it on, it booted just fine! Then it started getting beaten up by millions of instances of right clicks I never did, the "right-click menu" key was never locked, I tried to fix it like the last time I did and it simply didn't work, so I resorted to rebooting. That was my greatest mistake. It would no longer boot properly. Tried to get it into Safe Mode, but the blaring sound after initialization and trying to load up explorer.exe was just terrible.

EDIT: Okay, looks like I got scared for nothing. However, there's still the issue of the random right-clicks. Appears that on start-up, every single pixel the cursor moves, it left-clicks AND right-clicks simultaneously, which means navigation becomes a pain. It seems to fix itself randomly too, I tried doing a virus check and even afterwards the problems persist =_= I don't know if I should try changing a mouse, because even if I unplug the mouse the touchpad exhibits similar behavior =_=
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #545 on: April 18, 2009, 04:47:30 PM »
I've been joking for a while that I need to stop drinking.  After last night, it's not a joke.

I got obliterated, and went to my friend Keith's band's show.  It was fun, but when I got back... the details are fuzzy, but I distinctly remember tackling at my roommate, getting thrown to the ground, having to be restrained, etc. etc.  I'm not a violent drunk, normally, and this was weird, but can largely be explained by the combination of punk music, alcohol, and some issues I would work out with my friend if it weren't certain that he was moving out in a month. 

The weird thing, the thing that fucking scares me, that makes me really re-evaluate my alcoholism, was... that sometime afterward, I began giggling.  Giggling and giggling and giggling.  And giggling.  I couldn't stop.  I giggled on the grass, had to be carried inside so I didn't piss off the neighbors.  Then I giggled on my den floor, one of my friends watching me.  I recall my roommate and neighbor leaving, then came back with food some 30 minutes later, and I was still giggling.  I couldn't stop.  Had to be carried upstairs, couldn't stand up (not that I could stand up and then I would fall, I couldn't stop laughing enough to even try).  Giggled myself to sleep.  Woke up in a puddle of my own mucus and snot from giggling. 

What the hell, man.  That's not... that's not fucking... that's not even abnormal, that implies a normal counterpart, that's just outright strange.

...Ugh.  That's not something that needs to come out again.

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #546 on: April 18, 2009, 04:58:13 PM »
I've been joking for a while that I need to stop drinking.  After last night, it's not a joke.

...Ugh.  That's not something that needs to come out again.

Apart from the psychotic episode... did you even get sick? I notice you don't mention vomiting or hangovers or even mild nausea. Oh, how can you know when to stop if nature won't even properly reject the alcohol, dammit!?

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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #547 on: April 18, 2009, 05:04:48 PM »
You know when to stop because there is Standard Drink measurements that work well enough for rough estimates for people.  RTFM.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #548 on: April 18, 2009, 05:20:04 PM »
nature, unfortunately, has an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" attitude where alcohol is concerned.

anyway, good luck with the not drinking thing.
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Re: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows: G'morning, 2009!
« Reply #549 on: April 18, 2009, 08:08:09 PM »
You know when to stop because there is Standard Drink measurements that work well enough for rough estimates for people.  RTFM.