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Yuri Volte Hyuga (vs. Ellen Kirishima)
« on: March 07, 2008, 10:51:39 PM »
Hah!  A rousing victory for the Harmonixer is always a thing to behold - the glory, the triumph, the women flocking to his side...it's all good!  But now, Yuri faces a challenge far greater than any in his career - a beautiful model.  Should he hit her too hard, he'd ruin her career and her gorgeous face.  A fire spell?  She'd go bald.  Clearly, Yuri needs to be creative to take down Ellen Kirishima, the vessel of the persona St. Michael, the archangel.  No, he needs to preserve his winning streak and manly charisma, but take her down in a nice way so she doesn't suffer too much.  What better way to do that than to hit her with the one thing she can't stop, and the one thing the tortured soul does best?  A quick dark-based blast of Mind Assault will sap Ellen's resources dry in an instant, and after that, a bit of magical beatdown with his other dark spells will knock her out cold.  Citius, altius, fortius - what better way to describe Yuri's career in the DL thus far?
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Re: Yuri Volte Hyuga (vs. Ellen Kirishima)
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 04:21:12 AM »
A victory for the Harmonixer is always a thing to behold - the glory, the triumph, the women flocking to his side...But now, Yuri faces a challenge far greater than any in his career - a beautiful model.  Should he hit her too hard, he'd ruin her career and her gorgeous face.  A fire spell?  She'd go bald.  Clearly, Yuri needs to be creative to take down Ellen Kirishima.  No, he needs to preserve his winning streak and manly charisma, make sure she doesn't suffer too much.  What better way to do that than to hit her with the one thing she can't stop, and the one thing the tortured soul does best?  A quick dark-based blast of Mind Assault will sap Ellen's resources in an instant, and after that, a magical beatdown with his other dark spells will knock her out cold.  Citius, altius, fortius - what better way to describe Yuri's career in the DL thus far?
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