It's the one, the only, the cheerfully disco dancing straw doll, Mojo! The living good luck charm (Who coincidentally looks like a large voodoo doll, but isn't! Really!), Mojo is lu~cky, lucky, lucky!
And boy, is he ever lucky in the arena. He can dance all night in the ring, and no one will touch that straw-filled butt, baby! Uh-huh, uh-huh! He's like that one girl who won Light in Season 15. If she can do it, someone as lucky as Mojo surely can too!
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