Sometimes, you just get a horribly bad number while rolling the bones of life. There you are, living the high life as a circus performer, getting fat off of Squid Guts pasta, sending letters to your loving grandma, and then what happens? The skeletal grip of the Grim Reaper takes you and scatters your bones all over the place. It's enough to wake the dead, I tell you.

Well, since Skelly was able to shrug off the messy hand of Death, fighting in the arena of the DL should be a cinch! Sure, he never had formal training in battle, but his experiences as a clown and as one of the undead has given him more than a few tricks up his sleeves. With skeleton-smashing balls and life-giving bubbles that bring vigor to his old bones, he will leave his opponent in bandages, or at least leave the audience in stitches.