Ever wondered why magicians like Guile and Magus are so pretty? Sneff here's the answer. While a lowly stage performer, Sneff's as great a wizard as the bishie ones, wielding enough power to change the very form of a willing volunteer. He also looks like he spent his childhood playing baseball with the kids AS the baseball. Still, good looks he may lack, but he makes up for it through his heart. Despite being a sourpuss, he didn't think twice about bringing two former Acacia Dragoons down on their luck under his care.

Not that kindness has much place in the DL. Thankfully, Sneff has battle prowess in spades (and clubs, and hearts, and diamonds) as well. His street performance may look like parlor tricks, but the damage they bring is not an illusion. And if his opponent's giving him trouble, a little gamble with Lady Luck is all he needs to draw the right card to make him bigger and badder than before.