Yoda? Git outta here! The old green codgers 'as been doin' it for themselves lon' before that Lucas lad thought 'twas a good idea to give a puppet a lightsabre. More ancient than most ancient things are, this ol' biddie's packin' more magical whallop than a school of wizards! Why, she had so much in her shriveled ol' frame that she 'ad some'ow slipped between the cracks of time and space and fell into a Temporal Vortex betw'n dimensions where she 'as been living fo' many a century before that Serge lad came and brought 'er out.
Aye, even in the field of duel, this spry ol' granny's a tiny terror. Packin' so much magic in her little frame, she be able to change into any monster she wants, as long 'as she 'as killed the monster before. As she 'as faced many a battle in 'er long years, that is quite a bit of monster ye might be facin' in the arena.
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