Happily dressed in luxurious pajamas, brimming with happiness (and about fifty extra pounds), the multi-verse's finest and most original merchant is also one of its greatest heroes. On quite possibly the most original quest in any RPG, Taloon propagated a quest after Mel Brooks's own heart: the quest for more money. From humble beginnings as a salesman in a random weapons shop, Taloon journeyed onwards to bigger and better things. After braving a rip-off of the Temple of Doom, Taloon then stopped a war between two countries from breaking out, and then supplied the entire army of Endor (read: 7 people) with the finest equipment he could find (or buy from the neighboring country they were about to go to war with). Heck, he even helped save the world eventually! For certain, Taloon has much to his name, and a bright future ahead of him, no matter what might lie ahead.
Fighting isn't Taloon's specialty, but he's surely not a slouch at armed battle. With a powerful Abacus by his side, Taloon can fight fine on his own, but it's his powerful special abilities that see him through his fights: whether he's kicking sand in his opponent's face (even if there isn’t any sand around…), clasping their mouth shut, or summoning an army of equally money-hungry merchants to trample his foes, rest assured, the fattest, mightiest merchant ever will surely assemble a run through light and get back to Middle...someday.