Doesn't this always happen? Here you are, your mute self tending to your sweetheart in your backwards but relatively peaceful village, and then what happens? Bam! Disaster strikes and a bunch of monsters start burning your home, forcing you to take some weird living artifact thingie from a tree and become a saviour of the world.

Well, at least there aren't any strange mythical creatures telling him to get rid of some world-devouring catastrophe in the DL. Now, there are only strange mythical creatures able to devour worlds fighting him in an arena while screaming at him to "DIE!". Thankfully, a few castings of Meta's Inferno and a few Miracle Arts poundings is all it takes to shut them up, and just in time for him to go home and keep his promise of a date with Mei too.