Pah! Mercenaries are all so complicated these days... you can't even throw a rock in your stereotypical hive of scum and villainy without hitting at least five guys with convulated pasts, random psychoses, dark secrets, or any combination of those three. But not Rikimaru, oh no; Riki here's from the old school! He just eats and fights and eats to fight and fights to eat... and he's good at it too! Both at eating and fighting! Just offer him enough grub to last him all week and he'll gladly challenge anyone in the ring, from the puniest of Punies to the godliest of Godlikes. Ah, if only everyone could be so simple...
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