Cardinal Albert Simon, sometimes known as Roger Bacon due to falsely using the name for centuries, is a bit of an oddity; a dark warlock who takes the time to dress smartly, speak in a pleasant English accent, and always offer tea to his enemies while taunting them mercilessly. A brilliant schemer, Albert successfully triggered more catastrophes than most non-Kefka villains can claim, and backed by skills like !!! and Random Status he is not one to be trifled with lightly. While his Godlike record and eventual downgrade to Heavy are not exactly his proudest moments, they are of little consequence in the grander scheme, and you can be sure that Albert Simon will be back again, ready to destroy the DL's finest warriors.