If cuteness and adorability were the standards behind DL rankings, Alfred would be Godlike! At least! After all, how can one resist such a cute little boy, with a cute little panda back pack, and a cute little meditation technique involving fire, and tosses around cute little explosives that cutely go boom? It's almost a shame that you have to beat him down to the ground every so often.

Alas, it's not, and thus, Alfred must instead wallow in shame under the banner of Puny. Such is the fate of someone with damage worse than his team's resident mascot and a durability that's just as sad, easily making him the runt of the Schroedinger party and the the entire WA3 cast.

But don't worry Alfred, we still love you!