| Welcome to Behind the Scenes, the show that teaches you not to trust anyone on television! I'm Gilgamesh, along with Ultros. Morte is currently enjoying his vacation in beautiful Baldur's Gate. And now, the star of our show, Ms. Chisato Madison! |
| Hello. The champions have been crowned, and now all that's left in the general wrap-up where we end up in the middle of all the harsh emotions felt by the finalists. Needless to say, it's going to be fun watching all this. So, without further ado, let's get started. |
| Introducing... as, why bother. Everyone knows who these two are. |
| Hi! |
| Grr... |
| Virginia, you're the lucky first champion from Wild ARMs 3, a surprising feat considering that you're also the only Wild ARMs 3 fighter to downgrade. Do you have anything to say about that? |
| Everything that I do is a new, exciting experience. I think I may have finally shown that I can... |
| Why'd you stop? |
| You were going to make a flying reference, weren't you. |
| No! I wasn't, I swear! |
| Katt, would you do the honours? |
| With pleasure. |
| Waaaahh! |
| Good height. You'd think she had wings or something. |
| That must have been gratifying. So, Katt, you finished just shy of the title that "you know who" held once. Is that frustrating? |
| Of course it is! What kind of question is that? Any time you lose is frustrating, especially against some ditzy Drifter! |
| What are your plans during your off-time? |
| I'm going to train non-stop, and get back into form. |
| Best of luck to you, then. Call me if you need a sparring partner. |
| In Middle, we have champion Momo and runner-up Florina. |
| Greetings. |
| Um... there aren't any more men here, are there? |
| Nope. |
| Hey! |
| Florina, there have been claims coming out that your horse is an unfair advantage for you, and by the rules should be banned. What do you say to that? |
| That's not very nice. |
| I'm just reporting the news. |
| Well, I don't think that's very fair. I mean, my pegasus is a part of me, in a way. I couldn't very well be a Pegasus Knight without a pegasus, could I? Would you ban Guntz's steam suit? |
| Hey! Don't drag me into this! |
| I suppose that's fair enough. Momo, do you have anything to say about this? |
| I think it should be a case-by-case basis. You wouldn't want people running around in Gears and the like, would you? |
| Well, maybe if we set them loose in the Chrono Cross section of town... |
| Thank you for your time, Florina. |
| No problem. |
| Momo, it might be nice to finally win a title rather than being a stepping stone for the champion. Did you ever worry that you'd never win? |
| Not really. Logically speaking, it was inevitable that I would eventually win. The only real question was when. |
| That seems kind of a cold way of thinking of it. |
| I suppose it is. But such is the way of science. |
| I'd like you to stay behind for our Godlike interviews, if you don't mind. |
| Not at all. |
| Heavy guests, coming in. Please welcome Xenobia, and what's left of Diekbeck. |
| I hope these interviews are more interesting than the other ones. |
| Hello, darlings. |
| I see somebody's more chipper than usual. |
| How couldn't I be happy? I just found out that Royce put a large bet against me. Hah! I showed her! |
| So, there's a little rivalry between you and Royce? |
| You could say that. Of course, it's inevitable when one of us is a manipulative ugly shrew, and the other one is me. |
| Somebody's being petty. |
| And somebody's looking to be assaulted. |
| That's enough, you two. On to Godlike. |
| I'm Zophar the Destroyer! How could I have lost to this draconic dimwit? |
| ... |
| Ryu says that it's because you were overconfident. |
| I'm glad I don't have that problem. |
| Zophar, I can tell that you're quite disappointed with the result. What have you learned from this experience? |
| All dragons are horrid creatures and should be genocided. |
| Hmm... |
| Don't even think about it, Chisato. |
| Fine, fine. Ryu, you've erased the title "Best Ryu to never win a match", and have added "Godlike Champion" in its' place. How does it feel? |
| ... |
| "Great." |
| Any plans now that you're the DL champ? |
| ... |
| "Not really." |
| Even when he's actually talking, he doesn't speak much. |
| Well, I guess that wraps things up... 3, 2, 1... |
| Ha ha! My moment of vengeance is at hand! |
| Well, if it isn't my predecessor. In more ways than one, I suppose. |
| It's been a long time coming, Chisato. All these weeks, I've acquired a wealth, I've gotten my ultimate device, and now I'll use it against you! |
| Uh-huh. And you do realize that you're standing on top of the pit. |
| It won't matter, because I have this! |
| Huh. The buttons aren't working. |
| And with it, your power is gone! Without the control of the buttons, I shall avenge myself! |
| Let me get this straight - your great plan that you've had in the works for who knows how long has been to get an electronic jammer... and that's it? |
| What else would I need? |
| Something to stop our newly designed levers, for one. |
| No! Nooooooo! |
| I love it when a plan comes together. Until next time! |
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| Oof! I can't believe they left the pillows here! As soon as I get back up there... |
| Well, well... if it isn't my favourite cheating gambler. |
| What the... |
| You know, betting with prior information of the future is a serious offence to a bookie. And we police ourselves VERY seriously. |
| You can't do this! |
| I don't think you'll be thinking about revenge for a long time... |
| I hate my life. |