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The Hated Hailing from the mathematical world of metroid composite comes the mighty and noble Einhairy-whatsit Kashell. To this match he brings his legendary phallic blade, though it's nothing more than a cover-up for his lack in more than just battle prowess. From the oddly sane planet of NeoElfboy comes Justin of Grandia fame. Wielding long girly red hair and the intelligence of a 3-year old, he's sure to make a mark...on the arena ground. Courtesy of Superaielman, Aika from Skies of Arcadia fame joins the fray. Will it be her horrid voice acting that wins the day, or her smiling happy face that catches her opponents off guard? Zenthor brings a newcomer to the field of battle, Arc the Lad 4's Kharg. Probably the most gullible fighter here, that just might come in handy, as will his honourable battle-cry of "Justice Shall Prevail!". Hunter Sopko fields Mr. Rusty Armour himself, Steiner. Though his enemies will know when he's coming, it's unknown whether they will be able to withstand his special skill, "whine and complain". Sage Acrin tosses Shana onto the field with a catapult. Perhaps her most redeeming feature in this battle, besides her naturally high annoyance stat, will be her amazing ability to wuss out and make her opponents think she's quit the battle. Granted, she won't be fighting back, but at least she won't be dying...yet. And finally, OblivionKnight kicks Joshua Jerand, from the original Star Ocean, into the arena. Does this flying feathered freak have a chance to fight off competant fighters? Probably not, but maybe he can get off with the "I'm an angel!" defense, which would at least work on Kharg. This is a Free-for-all, and only one of the Hated can be left standing. Choose your victor ( granted, they'll be beaten up after the match anyway, but I digress ). |
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metroid composite With massive appologies to ABBA (as well as all the readers who are sick of ABBA). Believe it or not this writeup came to me in a dream and it was so unbelievably stupid I had to submit it. And yes I am insane. No more carefree melee Silence ever after Walking through an empty battlefield, tears in my eyes Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (this time we're through, this time we're through This time we're through, we're really through) Getting crushed by Steiner is never easy, I know but we have no choice (we have no choice this time we have no choice, this time I know) Knowing me, knowing you It's the best we can do Mem'ries (mem'ries), good swings (good swings), bad swings (bad swings) They'll be (they'll be), with me (with me) always (always) In these old familiar ground we woud skirmish Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (this time we're through, this time we're through This time we're through, we're really through) Getting crushed by Steiner is never easy, I know but we have no choice (we have no choice this time we have no choice, this time I know) Knowing me, knowing you It's the best we can do Kashell: 0 Justin: 2 Aika: 0 Steiner: 11 Shana: 3 Joshua: 0 |