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Evil Gaia Midler and Farleen Spears Take Over The World!
The pre-release show will be in Sumaru, Aoba district, in the Parabellum pub. This place should create the perfect, love-inducing atmosphere intended by the divas. Limited ticket sales in Satomi Tadashi stores. Hope you'll be there to prestige this new, shining phenomenon of musical beauty! Melody Vilente, beautiful Prophet and musical agent. How will the musical world of the Duelling League react to such an explosive duo? |
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JoouRanbu Parabellum Pub, 7PM. This was a big night. Everything was so exciting! After the pathetic mess Evil Gaia Midler made out of him/her/itself in the Karaoke Cosplay Contest, there needed to be a major compensation. And all the right pieces were in place. A beautiful partner. A powerful musical agent. So many songs to sing, Parabellum was a great place to begin, all so pretty and just... Evil Gaia Midler could already picture it. Money. Fans. People accusing male fans of that music to be flamingly homosexual. An illegal child immigrant named Carmencita to work as a faithful maid (and Gaia Midler already spread the rumor. It should come true any minute now!). Under the bathroom's dimly lit mirror lamp, the singer dreamt. And oh, all dreams need to come true. Only a few more hours until Gaia Midler and Farleen Spears' great debut, and the world would be taken aback! YES! YES! Nothing... NOTHING could go wrong! Kuzunoha Detective Agency, 6:15 PM. Detective Todoroki was sitting pensively at his desk. He raised his eyebrows, hands reaching for pen and paper. The atmosphere was vaguely tense, the cold breeze of a dawning night coming from the open windows. Todoroki eyed the shadowy figure that stood before him, altive and awe-inspiring, with a fierce sense of duty and honesty. "So, you want these rumors spread throughout Sumaru before 9PM, huh? Quite a task you're asking me, son. And that should cost you quite a lot." The mysterious person nodded. "I know. That's why I came to you. Rumors say you're one of the best people around to trust these with. It's a matter of national security, you see..." "I'd question the reasoning behind your rumors, but I've seen far weirder things in my day. Don't worry, son. I'll do my best". The seasoned detective faintly smiled to the mystery person, who, in return, left a wad of bills in cash and nodded in agreement. Then, he murmured: "Thanks for the favor. I owe you one, once again." Nothing could go wrong, after all. He was certain. Velvet Room, Zodiac Club, 9PM. The room was crowded. Belladonna on the backing vocals, the blind pianist behind the instruments and the most beautiful lighting a thousand golden butterflies could muster (courtesy of Philemon, apparently). In the stage, the spotlight headed towards Cloud. He was a true starling, wearing a long, blue satin dress that glimmered in the stage, his feminine, slender legs showing. Those heels were also beautiful, by the way. He smiled to the crowd. "Good evening, my dears. So nice to see you all here", he whispered softly. The piano notes began echoing through the room... and the backing vocals, comprised of Yuffie, Tifa, Barret and Vincent (all wearing element-themed gala dresses, mind. It was a special night!) warmed their velvet voices. "Earth!" "Fire!" "Wind!" "Water!" "Heart!" "GOOOOOOO PLANET!" Then, he appeared. Descending from a star-shaped moving balcony, wearing the most beautiful dress of them all and ornated black wings, there he was. Sephiroth. He nudged towards Cloud, smiling. "You look beautiful tonight, my dear. I've heard you look better in a dress than in your normal clothes, but this is a pleasant shock", Sephy murmured. And Cloud blushed slightly. Sephiroth raised his voice. "By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" At that point, the instruments, vocals and lights meshed into one beautiful symphony. The public was entranced. The song, perfect. That was going to be an unforgettable evening. However... how did so many people find out about that show, which was scheduled towards perfect obscurity? It's almost like some rumor spread around the RPG world so they would know... Parabellum Pub, 9PM. "What do you mean, this isn't the Velvet Room? This is a rip-off! I'm leaving!" Shiho slammed the pub's door, enraged. The songstress' bird, however, stayed so it could peck Evil Gaia Midler's head mindlessly. Farleen Spears already dripped all of her makeup in tears. Nobody even bothered to show up. Melody left a note for the singers, saying she was invited to manage the Advent Children Jazz Club, and how could she refuse? There they were. In a practically empty bar, drinking shot after shot of cheap tequila. However, Farleen Spears had a faint idea before drowning in her sobs again. "Hey, what if we sang to the bartender? SOMEONE'S going to recognize our talent and might!", she screamed. Evil Gaia agreed with a grunt. However, the bartender shook his head. "I'm not letting you floozies ruin my business. You already crushed this night, and I'll be happy to show my gratitude", he murmured. Afterwards, he whistled. "Carmencita! Come over here!" - apparently, over the last couple hours, people were saying the Parabellum pub had some sort of high-level firearm weaponry brought by an illegal child immigrant called Carmencita. Also, that girl was a premier gunner. It's not supposed to make sense, but hey. The bartender nodded to Carmencita. She aimed a freakishly large machinegun at the two failed floozies, with a murderous glint in her eyes. He turned his back to Gaia Midler and Farleen Spears, signaled to shoot and said "Have a field day, Carmencita". And she certainly did. Sumaru City is a very strange place. Success: 5 Mind Control: 13 Cloud and Sephiroth: 44 Tide
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