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Chin-off! Masaji Kato's chin is legendary. One look at his burly mandible and you know that this is not the kind of man you want to mess with. Kato was responsible for throwing the world in turmoil and nearly rewriting history itself, thanks in no small part to the power that his chin commanded. He would have succeeded in his goals if he didn't have to contend with the sheer awesomeness of Yuri Hyuga; any lesser hero would have surely succumbed to Kato's chin of doom. If Chuck Norris were to punch Kato in the chin, Chuck Norris would break his hand. And then, of course, there’s the mighty and multi-talented Big Joe. He is a former 3-time WWWF champion, an award-winning actor, a prime-time basketball star, a Wimbledon champion, and a recipient of the Pulitzer Prize. Plus, his chin is massive. Coincidence? I think not. It is a scientific fact that the size of one's chin is directly proportional to one's level of success in life, and Big Joe clearly corroborates this data. Take a good look at Big Joe's epic jaw line if you don’t believe me. I even heard that Big Joe once killed a man with his chin. That thing is deadly, I tell you. However, there is only enough room for one massive chin in the Dueling League! Who has the bigger, manlier chin? Join us now as Masaji Kato and Big Joe engage in the DL's very first (and probably very last) Chin-Off! |
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Gatewalker Y'know, considering the duelling records of the two involved, it would seem that a Chin of Doom is actually not all that wonderful of a thing. At least Kato's three straight losses are in Godlike, rather then Joe's losses in Light, so he takes it. Kato: 34 Big Joe: 19 Lezard Valeth
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