Spyduck: From Hoenn with Love from Dr. Mime's Octillery Who Loved Me With A Lunatoneraker :Dialgas Are Forever: Arbok Eater.
~SageAcrin

A subtle quack.

The guard, a Weezing, whirls in place, trying to catch the noise.

The grate above him opens, and Spyduck, International Psyduck Of Mystery, holds a gun on him from above.

Then tackles him from above, because the dumb Weezing hadn't noticed yet.

Join the adventures of Spyduck, his sidekick Dittocon and his love interest Persian Galore, as he travels through the darkest jungles (While making out with his love interest), infiltrates dark and dank and suspiciously well-lit installations (While making out with his love interest), battles the evil Dr. Mime, and has thrilling cliffhanger torture scenes (While making out with his love interest).

(Note, all instances of love interest interaction may or may not actually exist.)

You will witness old staples, such as Spyduck driving a Lamborghini at high speeds over twisted mountain roads simply because it looks awesome doing it, Spyduck pulling out a portable laser cannon to open doors, Spyduck pulling out a portable laser cannon to sever his bonds, Spyduck pulling out a portable laser cannon to reheat his coffee, and Spyduck snapping the necks of Hitmonlee guards using only the power of its mind while they wonder what that noise was.

You will thrill as Dr. Mime, stroking his Purugly, holds the world hostage with his Dialga-powered Lunar Metal Gear mounted Time-Compression Cannon, for one trillion Pokedollars, an entirely impossible request since no one can hold that many! Will Spyduck manage to save the day and get the girl!? Will Spyduck have his head shaken or stirred!? Will there be Mudkips and hot Skitty on Wailord action!? Only time will tell!

(Except that last part. The answer is definitely no there.)
  • Spyduck captures Dr. Mime and saves the day.
  • Spyduck makes Dr. Mime faint and loses his chance at camo but still saves the day.
  • Spyduck saves the day but Mr Mime gets away!
  • Dr. Mime is piloting Blissohod. He's not losing this century. He'll lose, just not this century.

Meeplelard
Look, its quite formula at this point. Secret Agent comes in, saves the day, etc. but the villain *ALWAYS* gets away, only to come up with another scheme that will undoubtedly fail.

Its a cycle. Trying to break the cycle just destroys the very fabric of being a Secret Agent!

Spyduck wins: 12
Spyduck wins but..: 4
Mr. Mime escapes: 19
Mr. Mime wins: 15

Hunter Sopko
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, SPYDUCK. NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

Ryogo
Spyduck drives a Lamborghini? Hellz ya he captures the Dr. Mime!

Love the Goldfinger reference in there too with the Ms. Persian Galore. I'd tap that.

hinode
*reads bonus* ...