Sexy Championships, the Ultimate Victor
~Grefter

To wrap up the final week of Season XXX, we absolutely must have a walk off to decide the absolute champion of the unending torrent of "sexiest" contests we have had this season! One would almost think we had no real idea on how to organise anything new and interesting for a season as simple as this. However, this is, of course, complete and total nonsense. Ignore the man behind the curtain, Russians were the first people to land on the moon and 640K is enough for everybody, we say! So, let's keep it plain and simple - the most amazing, thrilling contest ever! All the past season's winners of out sexy contests competing to see who is the sexiest of the sexy!

First up, we have the girl for every man of all walks of life - with the attachments to match: KOS-MOS! KOS-MOS enters this contest backed up by quite the reputation, having won both the Swimsuit Contest and the Artificial Being Beauty Pageant! Will she bring home yet another trophy of Sexy?

Second of all, we have Yuri Hyuga, two-time winner ot Sexiest Duellist now, and also known for an enormous johnson! *Ahem*.

Next up, we have Yuri and Alice, winners of the contest of couples! Sure, Yuri is already in the running, but he has enough to go around, correct? There is also the chance that he might want to stuff Alice in a dumpster somewhere, just to be sure of victory. Anyway, the basic reasoning for the couple's victory is likely something along the lines of Yuri and upskirts, who knows who will be in the dress. No one is likely care either way.

Also... there is Brahne, who won two contests of sexy, which is simply stunning. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Next up is the winner of the Wet T-Shirt contest, Tifa Lockheart! Hey, it could happen, she deserves to be here more than plenty of others that could have got here. Regardless, we have a security stand to impede Ultros from reaching the contestants just in case: wouldn't want Tifa winning for all the wrong reasons.

Now, it's up to you. WHO IS THE SEXIEST SEXY OF SEASON XXX?
  • KOS-MOS uses her KOS-MOS attachment which attaches her KOS-MOS attachment and so on for the win.
  • Yuri does the dumpster trick and then just wins on pure sexy power that has pulled through time and time again.
  • Nah, no dumpster for Alice, Yuri and Alice are a couple. Yuri's Sexy + more sexy = Sexy ++ obviously.
  • Brahne. I hate the world and everything living in it.
  • Tifa. omg boobz and sach teh h0tz0rz.
  • David Bowie. This is the only universal truth.
  • Johnny Depp. THERE IS NO CONTEST.

Silverlocke980
I mean, come on. I'm a guy and I know that Johnny Depp's the hottest thing on earth.

What in the world do you think I spent three thousand dollars on facial reconstruction for?!?

KOS-MOS: 13
Yuri: 1
Yuri... and Alice: 9
Brahne: 9
Tifa: 8
David Bowie: 12
Johnny Depp: 19

sailorstarhealer@hotmail.com
What do you mean Johnny isn't an rpg character? Doesn't Jack Sparrow join your party in KH2? So what if it wasn't really Depp doing the voice, it still counts.

Xan
Johnny Depp. DUH!

Alanna82
Johnny Depp better win the Sexiest contest!

UltraDude
Too many attachments. KOS-MOS can be as sexy or sexier than everything all at once.

Namagomi
KOS-MOS for the win.

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Mmmmm... David Bowie...

Wait... was that out loud? Oh sh...

Phynix
No contest bowie all the way hands down!

Jo\\\'ou Ranbu
Brahne is the sexiest. Absolute. She is David Bowie. And Johnny Depp. While cosplaying KOS-MOS.

Now, excuse me while I flee from the angry mob. RUN FOR THE HILLS.

Lyndis
If Brahne wins the beauty contest I am quitting RPGDL.