Megarockman XZX Dash and Chase Legends 17
~Sage Acrin


I shall take you to a place.

Is it a alternate universe, wherein magic and techology fuse to produce fantastic, magical madness? A place where the most incredible twisting of reality brings forth a world you could only have imagined while attempting to do algebra, half-asleep and under high stress, at four in the morning just after you passed out?

Or is it the place where a bar full of RPG characters get frighteningly drunk?

The questions, while good, are irrelevant. All that you need to know is that this is the tale of a hero's struggle.

Join MegaCecil on his quest to defeat the Robot Midbosses with his Ragnabuster, and cheer him on as he gains their powers! Only MegaCecil could possibly defeat HardKahn, ShadeMidboss, GeminiUltros, GyroDhoulmagus, Dycedarg Peacock, Lenny Kuwanger, Tony Ostrich, and Kelevena Crawfish!

Watch as he gains their incredible powers, and goes on to battle Dr. Blight and SigMagus in the ultimate battle! Can he possibly withstand the might of these two evils, standing together?

Let's find out!
  • MegaCecil save the world, gets a pat on the head from Dr. Uzuki. Then possibly wakes up.
  • Dr. Blight slaughters the mechanical pig. Eventually, his weakness to arrows will slay him, though.
  • SigMagus doesn't need to pointlessly revive for once.
  • BluesTwo pulls MegaCecil's ass out of the fire, as usual, while Dr. Blight and SigMagus kill each other.
  • Zerolgamesh proves that the power of swords trumps busters, easily crushes the enemies.

Silverlocke980
Ah! An action game, finally arrived at the land of taking turns and massive, world-destroying summons that can't kill three people? What light, what beauty!

So, as one of that rare, upper-class sort of gamer who plays the best of everything and scans it all with a critical eye born of years sitting in the darkness and staring at a TV screen while eating potato chips, I bring to you THE TRUTHS OF MEGAMAN.

We all, of course, know the TRUTHS OF FINAL FANTASY, especially where Cecil is concerned. But not all of you may be familiar with the series starring the Blue Bomber, who despite his name does not destroy buildings with innocent civilians inside for terrorist purposes.

(Note that I did not say he didn't destroy *buildings*...)

THE TRUTHS OF MEGAMAN

1. THE FIRST BOSS YOU FACE KICKS YOUR ASS.

And this is why, when meeting Lenny Kuwanger at the end of his giant tower (whose interior was, bizarrely, designed to look like a cave), MegaCecil was immediately slaughtered by a lot of homing khanjars while Lenny Kuwanger warped around and had weird chuckles about S&M broads.

2. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY CERTAIN ENEMIES ARE WEAK TO CERTAIN SHOTS.

This is why, after beating Tony Ostrich and gaining his Crazy Man Run, MegaCecil used it against ShadeMidboss- who, it turns out, has a vast fear of being run over by giant mecsh and promptly suicided, giving MegaCecil an absolute- and absolutely confusing- victory.

3. YOUR PARTNER IS COOLER, BETTER, AND FAR STRONGER THAN YOU.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why, after beating his way through eight Robotic Midbosses, he found Zerolgamesh standing over SigMagus and Dr. Blight's ripped up bodies, all eight lightsabers thrumming as he struck an awesome pose with his red cape and yellow hair flapping in the wind.

(MegaCecil promptly killed him with the Twin Tentacle he won from GeminiUltros- surprising how your own cameraman can find a way to kill you from beyond the grave.)

If it's any consolation to MegaCecil, though, the danger posed by the maniacal Dr. Chisato has promise for a sequel! Beware GutSephiroth, Cut Arty, Strago Mageman, and the most dangerous foe of all... Yuna Vile!

MegaCecil: 13
Dr. Blight: 10
SigMagus: 9
BluesTwo: 15
Zerolgamesh: 33

Lurking Registered User
ShadeMidBoss: Fallen.

GeminiUltros: Sixteen tentacles weren't enough.

GyroDhoulmagus: Sure there were three of him, but he went down like all the rest.

The gate shut. There was no leaving this room for MegaCecil until he either died, or the boss did.

Dodge, duck, dive, dash, and dodge. His opponent's attcks were easy to read. Just a few more shots, and he would be Getting Equipped With: Godhand! Things were looking up for MegaCecil until...

"Deedeedeedeedeedee!"

His opponent, one of SigMagus' animal-themed minions, stopped in mid-attack.

"Hold on, I have to take this call. Hello? Cell-Phone Man?"

"LENNY KUWANGER!" blared the phone.

And with a cry of "MASTER!" Lenny Kuwanger ran out the shutter door, letting it slam shut behind him. MegaCecil heard footsteps fading into the distance, then the squeal of car tires.

"Heh... He'll be back..." chuckled MegaCecil nervously.

And so he waited.

And waited.

And waited.

And *waited.*

---------Three weeks later---------

"Sorry to take so long, but man! He was in a freaking tomb in the South American jungle! Do you *know* how many puzzles those indian tombs are filled with? I had to solve like fifteen of them just to reach him! And I couldn't book an express flight! I had to wait three days until someone cancelled! And with airport security the way it is these days..." called Lenny Kuwanger as he came back through the door. "... I brought you a souvenir doll... Oh no... NOOOOOO!!! WHYYYYY!?!?! You had so much to live for!"

MegaCecil's body lay in the middle of the floor, RagnaBuster shoved through his abdomen. A letter nearby stated simply: "I have lost all hope of escape from this Boss Room. Why couldn't Dr. Uzuki have given the teleporter a manual mode? Honorable Seppuku is the only option I have left. Tell my beloved Rollsa I'm sorry."

khaki_knight
That's just the way it goes: MegaCecil X always gets upstaged by Zerolgamesh...

I just beat twilight princess
IF "MegaCecil" could beat "GyroDhoulmagus," He could win. IF being the key word. He can't. End of story