Battle Vs. Lord Blazer
~ Sei

After disappearing for many years from the public view, the Blaze of Disaster, Lord Blazer has finally decided to make his second comeback! Wearing a brand-spanking new hat with floppy ears (courtesy of Klonoa Inc.) to fit the occasion, he's off to Filgaia to spread terror, mayhem, and general destruction upon the hapless denizens of the planet. This time, his old headaches won't interfere. He made sure of it!

(Meanwhile, in Costa del Sol, two blue-haired Saviours of Filgaia are busy relaxing under the sun. They're not sure where the free, all-expenses-paid tickets to the resort came from, but they weren't complaining.)

For at least one month, anyway.

But for that one glorious month, it'll be like Christmas once more! Only a lot more evil and filled with lots of fire! No cocky young teens getting in his way! No heroes with weird hair colors mocking his hat! But most importantly: No Argetlahms!

RA-TA-TA-TA-TAT!

"Owie!" Lord Blazer said in a voice filled with power and fire and brimstone. "Who dares interfere with my inner monologue!" He screamed as he turned around to face a smug young man in a poncho.

"Me." Jet Enduro said as he slung his Airget-lamh over his shoulder. "You rant too much. C'mon demon boy, let's dance."
  • Pathetic gun-slinger! Lord Blazer makes an example of Jet for all would-be heroes to see!
  • Different form, different spelling, same result. Jet slays the demon with his Airget-lamh.
  • Ana and Ashley get bored and return to their world, non-chalantly kicking Blazer's butt along the way.

Sei
The battle was fierce, but short.

"Foolish mortal..." Blazer said while he held the bloodied Jet by the throat. "It may be true that you wield some variation of that blasted sword, but you're hardly the proper type to wield its full strength.

"Ghk!" Jet uttered while he tried to breath.

"You're an angsty bishounen!" the demon continued with an amused tone. "You lack the passion, the youthful spirit, and the cheesy power of friendship! You could barely wound me, and once I kill you, there won't be anyone left who could even do that! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

"I can't believe they screwed up our luggage," a male who was passing by complained to his female companion.

"Well Ashley, travel agencies are the same no matter the dimension, I guess," replied said companion.

"-HAHAHA... wait a minute, those voices! Ohcrap."

"It sure seems that way, Ana,- IMPULSE! Hi Blazer. -But it still doesn't make it less annoying."

"Well, at least they gave a refund for the tickets,- IMPULSE! How are you doing, Blazer? -not to mention a discount for the next time we go to Costa del Sol. It's not too bad..."

As the two saviours walked away, a very charred and beaten up Blaze of Disaster tried to stand up. "I... still... have... some... HP... left..." he coughed.

"Is the HP small enough that even an angsty bishounen without the cheesy power of friendship can kill you?" Jet deadpanned behind him.

"... oh poopy." Blazer managed to utter before a quick burst from the Airget-lahm made him holey.

Lord Blazer: 18
Jet: 22
Ana and Ashley: 29