The RPG Duelling League


Season 26, Week 1
Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)			Wakka (Final Fantasy X)
The Perfect Soldier is also the perfect champion, now blessed with a third Godlike title. As per the norm, it's now time to defend that title against this season's competition! The first fool is but a mere sports player, child's play compared to what Sephiroth battled last season. While Wakka's a perfect shot with his blitzball, even his accuracy will be useless once the mighty One-Winged Angel flies high into the skies and summons forth a Supernova of epic proportions. Wakka won't last long against an exploding sun, letting Sephiroth cruise into the quarterfinals with an easy win.	V	S	Be it the Blitzball or Duelling League, arenas are where Wakka shines. With a Heavy championship to match countless glories in the Blitzball arena, the guardian's proven himself to be adept to all situations. And he's certainly taking no prisoners with his first Godlike match, taking on the feared One-Winged Angel in an attempt to avenge Yuna. Sephiroth's a flying target, something Wakka's proven to have no trouble hitting. He won't know what hit him, after Wakka punches him in the face with a shot from the World Champion!

Silverlocke980 Wakka never did realize that Sephiroth's team had never disbanded. Sephiroth, feeling Wakka wasn't really up to his level of power, was talking and making jokes about the upcoming match with his party (and a party was new to the SOLDIER; he couldn't ever remember having anyone else on the main menu with him, with the one-time exception of Clou- I mean, Zack) when Strago suggested a rebuttal. Strago didn't have anything to do, and he and Sephiroth were agreed that FFX sucked... so why not have some fun? Strago never realized the brilliant idea that hit Artea at that moment. Though Strago was suggesting a random stand-in (he was thinking Kefka or maybe Yuri Hyuga), Artea had a better idea. And he told it to Chisato, his new best friend. The laughter could be heard everywhere throughout the DL. Thus it was that bootlegged copies of Chisato Madison's latest documentary, "Possibly Gay Heroes in RPGs", detailing Wakka's surprising (considering Lulu's... "assets") reluctance to so much as approach Lulu, and his warm-hearted welcome to Tidus at first sight. Though this documentary ignores the "he-looks-like-my-brother" argument, the "she-was-grieving-and-so-was-I" argument, and even the "She's-my-brother's-girl-dammit!" argument, it purported itself as "truth" and was released to the public. Wakka hung himself the following day, for so many doujinshis had been made involving him and/or Tidus/Auron/Kimahri/all at once (which made even the tentacle-happy Ultros wince) that he could no longer enjoy marital relations with his life. Even Ghaleon thought it was rather harsh. Considering he is the subject of the sequel, "Possily Gay Villains" (wherein Timelord donated several more bootleg copies of Magical Girl Ghaleon and a second Magical Emperor remix), however, his opinion is probably biased. Did we say that Chisato, Strago, Sephiroth, and Artea all found the whole thing very funny and laughed about it over wine? Sephiroth: 105 Wakka: 13 Lurking Registered User Wakka realized that he really had no chance to defeat Sephiroth in single combat. The team match from the previous week had proven that. No, he knew that to change the outcome, he had to change the battlefield. So he challenged Sephiroth to a one-on-one game of Blitzball. And Sephiroth accepted. It turns out that the perfect SOLDIER happened to be very good at blitzball, just like he is at every activity not involving social skills. His wings, with their fin-like surface areas, propelled him through the water much more efficiently than Wakka's arms and legs. His Supernova translated into one hell of a tackle move. Heartless Angel made sure Wakka wouldn't want to interfere with his shots. But the final straw came when Wakka went for a point only for his shot to be deflected off of an invisible barrier: Sephiroth had cast Wall on his own goal. Final score: Sephiroth won, 15 - 0. Tide Let's play a word game shall we? S is for Super Nova, which Sephiroth will use the sun to fry Wakka P is for Pale Horse which is what Sephiroth uses after frying Wakka. L is for laugh, which Sephiroth does after Wakka is incapacitated. A is for atomize, as Shadow Flare nukes the poor blitzer. T is total annihilation which is basically this match in a nutshell. Put them together and what do you get? Wakka after his duel with the one winged Angel. Cyrius Wakka has a blitzball ball as a weapon for long range and nothing for close-medium range Sephiroth has a mage-killer-girl-impalling-Guiness-winner-enourmuos-blade Masamune for medium to close range, and a world destroying meteor for long range boy, hope wakka paid his health care Acheron After the obligatory Wall spell, Wakka threw the World Champion at the 3-time champion with all the force he could muster. Seph, feeling generous, decided to join him in an all out slugfest. Running up and swinging the Masamune at his foe, he was surprised to find that Wakka had miraculously dodged it and returned with a throw that almost decapitated him. Enraged, he took to the skies and once more tried to connect with the Masamune. Having not done any research, he didn't know that the World Champion had a painfully annoying Evade and Counter move... After a good five minutes of this, Seph was actually finding himself on the back foot, and nearly at a third health. Wakka was ecstatic - he couldn't believe his luck... Shame is, once Seph came to his senses and realised he had magic, Wakka's number was up. Since neither his statuses, Drain or Osmose did much to the perfect SOLDIER, he was screwed. Unfortunately Wakka doesn't have a MAGIC Evade and Counter. the jp If an army of Aeons can't take down Sephiroth, exactly how does a blitzball do it? Bingo, it doesn't! Pale Horse, Heartless Angel, Supernova, Sephiroth's toolbox is plenty big to take down Wakka and his blitzball. Oh did we mention Triple Foul doesn't work on Sephy? Wakka's only hope would be attack reels and he'd be long dead before he got it off. Chalk up another massacre for the One-Winged Angel! metroid composite A Heavy champ getting thrown against a Godlike champ. For all that I can think of theoretical situations where the Heavy champ would stand a chance, that's really unlucky on the part of Wakka. Drakeryn Someone probably wishes he could go back to Heavy, ya? jaymthegenius@yahoo.com And so Wakka will face off against Sephiroth, sure the Masamune's a dangerous weapon, hell it even took down Sora, and no one beat's Sora, but anyway's weapon's have evolved since the day's of the Masamunes greatness, the World champion will prove it's superiority: Wakka: Hey Seph! Head's up! (Wakka throw's a blitzball at Sephiroth, doing 6000 damage) Seph: Hmph, is that all you've got? (he cast shadow flare, doing 3000 damage to Wakka) Wakka: Not bad, but it's time to kick things up a notch! (Wakka then cast Ultima for 20,000 damage) Sephiroth: Ugh! You'll pay for that!(he repeatedly slashes around the masamune doing 5000 damage) Wakka: Allright, show's over (Sephiroth activated his Overdrive and so Wakka will demolish Sephiroth as his reel's turned 777, finishing off Sephiroth) Sephiroth: How can this be?! I defeated the great Sora, S-O-R-A for crying out loud, who in turn beat up Cloud AND Squall!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!! Wakka: Well, look's like another trophy on my rack. Nephrite I voted none because I couldn't live with myself if I voted for Wakka, which is what I would have done since it's hilarious. Caius Nerf Sephy.

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