Season 44, Week 2
Chaos
(Final Fantasy)
 
What is this? Another puny mortal who dares cross the barriers of time and space to face the mighty Chaos, he who sought the destruction of that legendary first world? Even with this Elsydeon blade, Chaz means nothing to one such as he. With a wide arsenal of spells, including ones that will immediately remove Chaz as an obstacle, Crack, Chaos will reign supreme again in the arena. Even if Chaz were to somehow manage to survive this massively powerful onslaught, what awaits him? Once Chaos is harmed enough, he will simply restore his health with the powerful Curaja. Truly, mortals are such flimsy creatures...

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It really is Chaz's destiny to be a hero. It seems all he can be matched against in the DL Arena are the legendary incarnations of evil. He hasn't fared as well inside the arena against them as outside, but things can always change. This time, he faces Chaos, the OTHER baddie that begat all baddies that the Warriors of Light faced down in the days of yore. At this point, it really is old hat for him, so Chaz fails to be impressed. Even if he'll have to wait for Alis' match to be over to use Elsydeon, he's got Megid, solid defenses and stellar healing. He is a well-rounded Godlike PC, and it's about time he really shows what he can do.


SageAcrin
The brilliant light of judgement.

Pure.

Cleansing.

Holy...

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"Okay, I get that Chaos keeps healing himself. But why is he healing Chaz when he tries to kill himself?" Rolf asked curiously.

"How should I know?" Celes replied testily. "All I know is that this match is literally going to take forever at this rate."

"...ahhh, yes, I recall this bet." Zio noted from his judges seat, with an air of disgust. "The great Profound Darkness and this lowly...thing called Chaos had a bet. Chaos claimed that so called "white" magic was just as capable of evil as the dark, destructive energies were."

"So he's trying to drive someone insane by healing them?" "Yeah, basically." "...that's actually not a half bad way to prove his point."

"Yes, but my idea of using revival magic to bring back old internet memes was better." Zio noted grumpily. "Imagine! All your base would truly belong to evil! You could not surviv-"

"..." Rolf sighed, as he blasted Zio into a wall with Megid.

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Chaz woke slowly.

Where was he?

Why did he feel so strange?

And why was Raja in a bikini standing over him?

...

Raja in a bikini!?

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"He keeps screaming about scantily clad Dezolisians." Rika sighed, as Chaz moaned and thrashed despite heavy sedatives.

"Well, three days of getting pummeled and healed can do that, I guess. Let's hope he snaps out of it. Otherwise, I'm going to have to start shaving my bikini area at this ra-" Raja was cut off.

"...No. Just no." Gryz stated, pressing his axe against Raja's neck firmly.

Chaos: 37
Chaz Ashley: 19