Season 57, Week 5
Isolde Schelling
(Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis)
 
If winning a Godlike Championship won't get those little bastards to sit up straight and pay attention... ahem. What Isolde means is that she believes that a win here would be very beneficial to building a better working environment for the school. Who is going to talk back to the reigning Godlike Champion? (Other than problem students that are clearly some flavor of evil?) Anyway, Isolde out-tanks her opponent, which is a big factor considering the damage Cloud of Darkness can bring to the table. They're similar in their gimmicks, but Isolde just does it better. Her spellcraft will get the job done in the end as well, striking a blow for both the dress code and all the poor schoolgirls that have ever been victimized by tentacles!

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It's quite insulting to see all this inflammatory anti-tentacle sentiment in the Duelling League these days! Cloud of Darkness' tentacles are perfectly well-behaved and highly sophisticated. They would never defile poor innocent schoolgirls like some of those other lowly tentacle creatures. It's simply prejudice! Why, some people even find her tentacles cute! Well, Cloud of Darkness certainly won't let some femi-nazi school-teacher spread these kinds of lies! There's not a whole lot of duelists that can withstand a direct hit from Particle Beam, and while Isolde might have a chance to handle one, Cloud of Darkness thinks she can manage to find it in her heart to serve up a second helping. In the name of slandered tentacles everywhere!


Moonlight Bomber
Voluptuous teacher versus female tentacle beast. Man, is the RPGDL really having a tentacle sex fetish?

Setting that inevitability aside, the students of Al-Revis Academy were watching the match. Of course, the closet perverts wanted to see some hawt yuri tentacle action, but their hopes were dashed. After Miss Isolde was hit by a Particle Beam, she chose to formally fuse with her mana with a shout of "KAMEN RIDER!"

And thus she was transformed into Kamen Rider Nefertiti. Her overall stats were improved, and so were the effects of her timed cards.

The Cloud of Darkness could not sustain Isolde's unheard-of transformation, and she was defeated.

After the declaration of Isolde's victory, Vayne and Jess whispered to each other, "We'll declare to Miss Isolde that we're now sweethearts at her victory party, OK?"

Isolde Schelling: 20
Cloud of Darkness: 7

Barubary
Why that's an excellent question. Something to do with Tentacle jokes I have no doubt. Of course if your into that kind of thing it makes you a sick and disgusting individual. How dare you have a tentacle fetish.

It turns out that Isolde has an unnatural fear of Tentacle's. You remember that one scene from Mana where she totally flipped out in fear from those tentacles and like cried and stuff... what do you mean you don't remember that. I do and I totally played that game...

so yeah Cloud of darkness wins