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Necron (Final Fantasy IX) |
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The all-consuming Eternal Darkness has but one thing on his Christmas list this year: a new top. Oh, and a Godlike championship. While Santa is certain to bring him the top, the championship is going to require Necron to work for it. Yuna is, by far, the most challenging opponent he's faced this season, with both powerful spells and deadly summons. Necron will have to make the most of his arcane techniques to undo the white magic of Lady Yuna. With his reputation, and a championship, at stake, the Eternal Darkness will prove that evil does, occasionally, triumph. And hey, it is Christmas. Let's give the poor, malformed super-evil a break, huh? |
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The Eternal Darkness is a fitting final opponent for the most powerful white mage in the history of the Final Fantasy series. Indeed, Necron's glaring weakness to the Holy element makes him an easy target for Yuna's already exceptionally dangerous Holy spell, which Yuna is guaranteed to unleash upon her foe as soon as she senses victory. With her Aeons to soften up the great, yet sluggish, evil, as well as shield her from his dreaded quadracast, nothing will stop her from reaching that point. Light will triumph over darkness yet again as Yuna finally banishes the incarnation of hatred, and claims the title of 14th Godlike Champion for her own. |
Starphoenix das Helpoemer Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the arena, Not a contender was stirring, not even Malak Galthana. Lights were hung by the fireplace with care, And Algus Sadalfus was getting a wedgie up there. The good Heavies lay fast asleep in their beds, With dreams of upgrading to Godlike over Serge's carcus danced in their heads. Elena lay snuggled up on Ryudo's lap, Millenia was upset, thinking of using a spell Gadzap. When in the arena arose such a clatter, People came to see if someone used Dark Matter. Away to the colloseum they flew in a dash, Hoping it wasn't Kuja trying to give them a holiday flash. And what did they see under moonlight that show? It was Yuna and Necron involved in a fight down below. Aeons flickered about as they did appear, From the blink of an eye and some in less than their underwe'ar. Final Fantasy spells were cast in succession quick, It was almost enough to make Sasarai go home sick. Coming quicker to their conclusion they came, It was apparent that contestant was like Jogurt, who was lame. Yuna called out, "Now Ifrit, now Anima, now Yojimbo and Ixion! On Valefor, on Magus Sisters, on Bahamut and my Sexy Blue Vixen! Show this Necron how we make bosses fall, Now fight away, fight away, fight away the darkness for all!" The contenders of the RPGDL did spy, A most fearsome battle where one would surely die. Necron was silent as he flew, Delivering Neutron Rings from out of the Blue. All were captivated, none were aloof, Some wondered if the action could be contained, or spill out onto the roof. Then someone caught the audience's attention and turn they did around, With Kuja trying on different Christmas bathing suits, were they spellbound. Many clawed at their eyes, hoping someone their minds to shoot, While others like Flea wondered exactly what was all such a hoot. At last someone put an end to the suffering, the one to do so was Badrach, He shot and annoyed Kuja off the colloseum wall in his attack. And back to the match they turned with much merry, And caught Yuna doing her best to parry. For you see Necron had used some dirty tactics to strike at Yuna low, Pictures of her in FFX-2 had some of her Aeons start leaving and calling her a ho. Now Yuna was mad, with Necron she had some beef, She wouldn't give him any satisfaction, or victory of relief. Lights shook in their stockings, at the match they watched on the tellie, All knew the worst was yet to come, from Skelly to Elly. Necron was smug, blame was only to his self, He believed that victory was closer to him than a cheap hooker elf. A flick of his wrist and a turn of his head, He was ready to turn off Yuna's lights, and make her quite dead. Necron's schemes had made him quite the jerk, Few knew of a nigh plotless boss with so few morals did lurk. But then all saw Yuna, and so she did pose, Ready to battle all who would claim to be her foes. And so the final spells did fly and whistle, Destroy in their paths the enemies like a bullet from a pistol. In the end, Holy put Necron out of sight, And during the night, Yuna was declared to have won the fight. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! (Parody of Night Before Christmas, originally by Clement Clark Moore [I think?]) Necron: 16 Draconis Onikawa
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