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Terra Branford has been taking care of some trash this season. First a deranged URTV who attempted to destroy a planet, then a deranged sorceress with the even more grandiose plan of kompressing time. Neither was a match for the purifying fires of Terra's righteous fury, and she has high hopes that her third foe, a deranged god who devastated a world and attempted to dominate the universe, will meet the same fate. And while Zophar the Destroyer may be one of the most deadly foes the League has to offer, Terra nevertheless has the tools to fight him. Morph will double her already high magic defence so that Zophar will be hard-pressed to hurt her, Drain will heal what damage he can muster, and Ultima will rip through his defences in no time at all, slaying him before his trademark Fate Storm attack can enter play. For the sake of her children and the future, Terra can not afford to leave any as evil as Zophar alive, and she doesn't intend to fall short. |
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The Destroyer of the Blue Star has been living up to his name this season. Eliminating both a an estrogen-laden wench and a mangey mutt has certainly been good for his reputation, but it hasn't provided much of a challenge. Now Zophar once again approaches the finals, but he still faces minor opposition. The esper witch Terra has gotten by some tough challenges this season, but here, at Zophar's hands (and head), she shall fall. Not even her esper heritage can save her from the dreaded Hell Storm, which will rip apart even her magic-enhanced, morphed body. Not even the strongest Ultima Terra can muster will be able to dampen Zophar's destructive rage - the ultimate dvil can take such puny magical punishment any day of the week without breaking a sweat. Such a simple battle won't even slow down the mighty Destroyer now that there's a new championship nearly within his grasp. Nothing will stand in the way of Zophar's domination. |
SageAcrin Zophar was in a good mood. Yes, his(?) opponent was someone that could understand him(?)! A person who could look into his(?) very soul to comprehend his(?) depth of wisdom and knowledge. Also, his(?) opponent was someone he(?) could blast into a crater so far underground that later people, excavating a site, would look upon her deeply buried corpse and marvel. (Seeing as how said chunks would be mixed with metal and a vaguely scanty outfit, later anthropologists would naturally assume that ancient beings on the world of the Duelling League were all pole-dancing strippers. Sadly for Zidane, the person who was to come upon this site as he dug under the arena on a dare, none of this ever happened. It was a pity, he was going to draw illustrations and everything.) Therefore, Zophar offered Terra a deal. --- "AHAHAHAHA. I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA WHEN I OVERHEARD MARA TALKING ABOUT IT." Zophar giggled. "NOW COME OUT AND LET ME SEE." "..." Terra, beet red, emerged from the dressing room in False Althena's outfit. "AHAHAH, THAT'S PERFECT! NOW LET ME TRY ON THIS ONE-PIECE BIKINI AND YOU CAN TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS." Zophar said, as she(?) entered another dressing room. "...well, it does makes sense." Terra said to herself. "All that repressed girlyness catching up to a hermaphrodite, I mean." Terra added, as she set fire to a small pile of clothes. "I suppose this could get me killed and molested by perverts, but really, it's better than being here when...that...thing comes out in a bikini." She added, running out of the room, as the sprinklers cut on. --- "So, wait, you're going to give me pictures of a swimsuit model!?" Sten asked, as a bunch of excited perverts crowded around. "Sure. She(?) modeled this for me." Edge said. "While I was waiting for Rydia." "Give me! ...Wait, what, "She(?)"? What's with the question mark?" "What question mark?" "The one you just said!" "You can't say a question mark. You're a lunatic." "...But...oh never mind." Sten said, ripping the pictures out of Edge's hands. "Come on! Let's go look at these!" "Well, I suppose this could have been worse, overall. I get to kill several hundred perverts and Rydia has apologized for leaving me to have to deal with Zophar sixteen times now. And all it cost was most of my remaining sanity." Edge said, as the shrieks from the crowd began. "Now, I need to go train myself not to flinch every time I see a bikini. To the beach!" Edge added happily. Terra Branford: 41 sdf
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