Season 34, Week 3
Indalecio
(Star Ocean: The Second Story)
 
Many seasons have passed since the inception of the Duelling League, and one of the biggest injustices continues to this very day; Indalecio has not won a Godlike championship despite being one of the DL’s finest warriors. The powerful and enigmatic leader of the Ten Wise Men goes against another very mysterious mystic, with another name and another life in his past: the Blue Testament, once known as Luis Virgil. While Virgil may enjoy a life of immortality now that he's given himself over to Wilhelm's power, Indalecio has his own strength to draw on: the power of Filia and the Crest of Annihilation. And the match itself is just as much of an obvious imbalance in power. Once Virgil triggers the Time of Truth, it’s all over for him. Once Indy’s real power is awakened, no being, immortal or not, can stand against him!

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The leader of Gods' Ten Wise Men? Nothing more than another fool. The heraldry artist may style himself divine, but in the end he was nothing more than some weekend creation of Luther Lansfeld. The Blue Testament will be all too pleased to deliver him another death. With his great resistance to magic, Virgil well be safe from Indalecio's offense while he sets up his array of debuffs. Ether Bomb, Anti-Veil, Eternal Storm...when all of that is in place, the result is far from pretty. Even if Indalecio somehow manages to eke out a turn under Time of Truth before the speedy Virgil completely destroys him, it will be meaningless, as Virgil's flight and elemental defenses will allow him to laugh off even that assault. A Godlike championship awaits Xenosaga's finest, and he isn't going to let a deluded fool stand in his way.


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Indalecio and Virgil...

Respected duelists in Godlike...

Feared villains of their respective dimensions...

Beings with vaguely described but likely immeasurable plot powers...

And now...

Cosplay Artists

"Someone will die for this." Indalecio said with gritted teeth as he tried to stretch the skirt of his custom-sized but still very undersized School Girl outfit.

"Wait in line." Virgil growled as he tried to re-position his cotton panties in a more comfortable manner.

"Now now, gentlemen. You shouldn't talk like that in front of the judges." Shion chirped "You wouldn't want to get disqualified, right?"

"Now, for the next part, we want you to slowly undress each other while rubbing chocolate all over one another's body." Shana instructed cheerily.

"Then, we want you to lick the chocolate off each other. And we want you to do it slowly and sensually, especially from that place, and around those places, and most definitely from all over that place too. Kyaaa~" Rinoa finished while holding her then flaming cheeks.

Indalecio and Virgil took one look at the judges, one look at the buckets of chocolate, then one look at each other and nodded.

"Screw it, some things are worth more than winning." The Wise Man said.

"Race you on who can slaughter them first?" Virgil asked.

"You're on!"

And thus, the two Godlikes charged at the judges and proceeded to tear them apart with their bare hands, because really, these stuff are more satsifyingly done personally than with long-ranged magic. Virgil lost since he got off the ring first, but victory was the furthest thing from his mind at this point.

Meanwhile, in a place just one pocket dimension away...

Anastasia (Valeria) leaned back on her La-Z-Boy and smiled happily. "I gotta admit Deis, anonymously mailing the instructions to those three idiots so we can have a floor show without getting killed? Genius."

"Why of course. And thank you Belial for lending us your personal dimesion for this viewing." Deis responded as she tossed some popcorn in her mouth.

"Eh, no big. What's a little space manipulation amongst people with similar interest?" The Mistress of Space said while floating in the air and enjoying the show. "Little Ana, how's the recording?"

"A-Okay!" Anastasia (Romanov) responded from her video recorder with a thumbs-up. "Oo~h. Indalecio's uniform got torn off while he was trying to break Shion's neck."

And so, the day ends with everyone happy. Indalecio and Virgil got to slaughter their judges, female perverts everywhere got to see buff Godlikes in the buff, and everyone got to watch the senseless carnage of Shion, Shana, and Rinoa.

What's that? Those last three didn't have anything to be happy about? Pfft, who cares about them.

Indalecio: 47
Luis Virgil: 26