Season 40, Week 4
Lavos
(Chrono Trigger)
 
This chaos is killing me. Well, hello there Lavos you space boy. You're sleepy now. Your sillhouette is so stationary as your prepare to crush puny angels. You are released within the time stream but the lure of battle calls and you must duel. You want to be free - don't you want to be free? Do you like girls or boys? It is confusing these days. No matter, Jenna is both, and you had best crush her into the ground with Grand Stone. But Moondust will cover you afterwards. This chaos is killing me. Yeah, bye-bye love. Good time, love. Hello, finals.

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Bhairava. That's really all you need to say about Jenna Angel's combat prowess. A single application of this allmighty technique will make even the most durable Godlikes drop to their knees, and very few can survive a second. Lavos...isn't bad, but simply can't measure up here. This match is as simple as any other damage race, just on a higher scale, and it's one that the digital angel has a distinct advantage in with her formshifting defenses and sheer overkill power. The space parasite's run so far has been impressive, but this is where it stops.


SageAcrin
Two creatures.

Both indeterminate of sex and sanity.

Both capable of unspeakable deeds to get their way.

Both, in their own ways, horrific monsters.

There was only one way to settle such a match.

A pole-dancing contest!

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"And remember," Jenna said calmly, tossing the Profound Darkness' battered hulk back into the judges box. "You really need to have enough power to enforce these kinds of matches." She said calmly.

Zio and Endora nodded dumbly in response.

Oblivious to the change of plans, a well-oiled giant-spiney-shelled beast attempted to wrap it's self around a fifty-foot-wide pole.

Ultimately, Lavos lost simply for being unable to adjust to plans quickly, as a Bhairava during it's pole dance proved.

Sadly for Lavos, he lost more when he was voted the Duelling League's Least Sexy Shelled Being.

As of now, Lavos is currently attempting to find and kill Bowser.

Lavos: 12
Jenna Angel: 34

Barubary
Yeah I got nothin other then hey I voted Lavos I think he can do it... it'll be intense fight but he won't win... but hey go Lavos anyways